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Boomer Alert: Funny Senior Articles

Boomer Alert: Mother Goose and Groom Cartoon

Looking for some humorous senior articles? Check out our list of articles from Suddenly Senior’s Boomer alert. You’ll enjoy this collection of funny senior articles from our group of gifted authors. Get ready to laugh so hard you’ll need another Depends!

Boomer Alert Articles

Boomer Alert! Here’s What Happens to You Next

With thousands of boomers every day becoming rookie geezers, Frank takes pity and lets them know what’s in store for them as they become true old coots.

I Say Senior, You Say Señor

Boomers, now joining our ranks by the millions, hate to be called “Seniors.” After years of worshipping at the altar of youth, getting that “Welcome to AARP” letter freaks them. Poor things. I have some suggestions on what to call these aging whippersnappers.

The Joys of Womanhood at 50

One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs…My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely…The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes…and other truths.

25 Signs You’ve Grown Older

No. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. No. 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 17. Dinner and a movie – The whole date instead of the beginning of one.


He’s seldom discussed. Polite, even casual conversation spurns His mention. But once we reach seniordom (Suddenly!), we find ourselves thinking about Him more and more.

What Happened to Your Dream?

Remember your dream? Where you were going to sketch beside a waterfall in Maui? Or sail a clipper ship to Tahiti? Or turn your hobby into a successful business, making work pleasurable again. Frank asks, what happened?

1st Annual January Trivia Contest

Here’s your chance to prove that your memory’s still (almost) intact. How many do you answer correctly?


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