How to Rent an Alcoholics Anonymous Sponsor

• By Suddenly Senior · Feb 27, 2018

Need a good joke about alcoholics anonymous? You’ll love this one.

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• Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it!
• Why “walk the walk” when you can just “talk the talk?”
• Why save your ass at the cost of losing your face?
• Remember, it’s better to LOOK good than to FEEL good

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