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Check out these funny benefits of growing old. You’ll love our advantages of getting old jokes. Looking for something more serious? Read our 10 Awesome Growing Old Advantages when you’re finished laughing at the list below. (and you thought there weren’t any) Advantages of Getting Old Jokes In a hostage situation, you are likely to…

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One of the perils of retirement is being home during the day, a sitting duck for telemarketers. Somehow – the details are a closely guarded secret – telemarketers not only know when you’re home, but when you’re eating, taking your bath or toilet, or just sitting down to relax with a cold one. This column…

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From Associate Press, Friday, October 4, 2002 Joke Voted Funniest in the World LONDON – Drum roll, please. An online search for the world’s funniest joke has produced a winner. In a yearlong experiment called LaughLab, a British psychology professor asked thousands of people around the world to rate the humor value of a list…

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