So this lady in my seniors/exercise/weight loss and cardiac rehab class says to me during warm-up: “Why, you’re just sooo graceful.” To which I reply: “Madam, sarcasm does not become you.” Which was true because she was all puff ugly race walking at two miles per hour on a creaky old treadmill. After all, I’m… Continue reading Seeking Flut: Learn to Flutter Like a Swan
Millions of Americans experience premature hearing loss. Even so, about 60 percent of people who need hearing aids don’t get them for a variety of reasons, including concerns about appearance, cost, and the logistics of how to find one. The following tips can help you navigate the process of selecting a hearing aid. Find a… Continue reading How to Shop for Hearing Aids: 10 Easy Steps for Seniors
After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small girl wrote her “child’s view of retirement”: We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they… Continue reading Child’s View of Retirement and Senior Living
Yet another reason to welcome aging and becoming a hot senior… Sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex! I swear, since I hit puberty I have not lived an hour without thinking about sex. I have no idea what it’s like for others, male or female, but doubt I’m alone. You can call it sexual obsession or… Continue reading Hot Seniors Enjoy Hot Sex!
An uncommon, funny look at the common things in life. Enjoy Andy Rooney’s views on everything… Andy Rooney on Vegetarians: “Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning ‘lousy hunter.’” Andy Rooney On Prisoners: Did you know that it costs forty-thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner? Jeez, for forty-thousand bucks apiece, I’ll take… Continue reading Andy Rooney on Just About Everything