BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED CRIME WAVE Gasoline prices have gotten so high, crooks are knocking over service stations and demanding “your unleaded or your life.” GAS PRICE COMPARISONS 1. – Diet Snapple 16 oz for $1.29 = $10.32 per gallon 2. – Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz for $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon 3….
BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED NOTE: This week’s joke page contains very valuable factiods for your continuing education. ONE MORE ADVANTAGE OF THE “GOLDEN YEARS”!!! My neighbour was out working in his yard, when he was startled by a late model car, that came crashing through his hedge and ended up on his front lawn….
BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED SEX AT 90 An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says. “90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve…
BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED HOW FATHER’S DAY CAME TO BE Mrs. John B. Dodd, of Washington, first proposed the idea of a “father’s day” in 1909. Mrs. Dodd wanted a special day to honor her father, William Smart. William Smart, a Civil War veteran, was widowed when his wife (Mrs. Dodd’s mother) died in…
BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED BOB HOPE ONE-LINERS ON TURNING 70 “You still chase women, but only downhill”. ON TURNING 80 “That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.” ON TURNING 90 “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” ON TURNING 100 “I don’t…
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