Senior Stories

Andy Rooney’s “In Praise of Older Women”

Theft of name for vicious e-mail more hurtful than the loss of suitcase or $20 Two years ago, someone broke my car window, took some things from the glove compartment and a suitcase I had left on the back seat. Twenty years ago, I had a motorbike stolen from my garage. In the Army, at…

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
Humor

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is my story of age activated attention deficit disorder. Can any seniors out there relate to my adult ADD? This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I’m going to wash the car. But first I’m going to…

Alcoholics Anonymous Joke
Humor

How to Rent an Alcoholics Anonymous Sponsor

Need a good joke about alcoholics anonymous? You’ll love this one. Are you tired of being told like it is? Still looking for that easier, softer way? Had enough of that same old time – tested direction? NO READING! NO WRITING! NO DEADLINES! STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE: Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the…

Leviticus Gay Marriage
Political Romance

Same Sex Marriages: Leviticus Gay Marriage

Dear President Bush: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states…

Conversation with God
Humor

The Lord’s Prayer: A Conversation with God

Have you ever wondered how a conversation with God would go? Here’s our comedic version of the Lord’s Prayer. Our Father which art in heaven …” “Yes?” “Don’t interrupt me. I’m praying.” “But you called me.” “Called you? I didn’t call you. I’m praying. Our Father which art in heaven …” “There … you did…

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