Bad American
Humor

George Carlin: “I’m a Bad American”

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn’t make you…

Views on Aging
Humor

Views on Aging: George Carlin’s Comical Statements

Check out George Carlin’s hilarious views on aging. Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. “How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re…

Alcoholics Anonymous Joke
Humor

How to Rent an Alcoholics Anonymous Sponsor

Need a good joke about alcoholics anonymous? You’ll love this one. Are you tired of being told like it is? Still looking for that easier, softer way? Had enough of that same old time – tested direction? NO READING! NO WRITING! NO DEADLINES! STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE: Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the…

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
Humor

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is my story of age activated attention deficit disorder. Can any seniors out there relate to my adult ADD? This is how it goes: I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I’m going to wash the car. But first I’m going to…

Leviticus Gay Marriage
Political Romance

Same Sex Marriages: Leviticus Gay Marriage

Dear President Bush: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states…

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