Senior Citizen Alphabet
Humor

Senior Citizen Alphabet: 26 Funny Sayings for Seniors

Here’s our take on the senior citizen alphabet and one you may know too well. A,B,C,D…. A for arthritis, B for a bad back, C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac? Senior Barbie: New Barbie Doll? D is for dental replacements and decline, E is for eyesight–can’t read that top line? F is for fissures…

hearing aids
Health & Medical Life Lessons & How Tos

How to Shop for Hearing Aids: 10 Easy Steps for Seniors

Millions of Americans experience premature hearing loss. Even so, about 60 percent of people who need hearing aids don’t get them for a variety of reasons, including concerns about appearance, cost, and the logistics of how to find one. The following tips can help you navigate the process of selecting a hearing aid. Find a…

Child's View of Retirement and Senior Living
Humor Retirement

Child’s View of Retirement and Senior Living

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small girl wrote her “child’s view of retirement”: We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they…

Hot Seniors Enjoy Hot Sex
Romance

Hot Seniors Enjoy Hot Sex!

Yet another reason to welcome aging and becoming a hot senior… Sex. Sex, sex, sex, sex! I swear, since I hit puberty I have not lived an hour without thinking about sex. I have no idea what it’s like for others, male or female, but doubt I’m alone. You can call it sexual obsession or…

paul harvey letter to his grandchildren
Senior Stories

Paul Harvey Letter to His Grandchildren

The following is a letter Paul Harvey wrote to his grandchildren. It has circled the Internet as beacon of truth for future generations. Enjoy! We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I’d like better. I’d really like them to know about hand me…

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