limericks of life

Limericks of Life: Old Age Limericks

Age, they say, is golden, Then why ain’t I a-holdin’ A body that’s blessed, Like gorgeous Mae West’s, Who glowed even after post mortem. A woman who lived in Ronan, Could dance a mean limbo, man, Her partners grew cold, When the lady grew old, When she limped to the floor, they all ran. Great…

Old Cowgirl Loves Montana Life

Old Cowgirl Loves Montana Life

She said, “Your ranch is gone and I don’t think that you should be alone, You ought to rent a nice apartment close to things in town; Slow down a bit, take it easy, join the senior center bunch, Live where folks are near in case you get a little down.” She said, “In town,…

Twelve Gifts of Aging

Twelve Gifts of Aging Nobody Wants

On the first day of Aging, my body gave to me, a horrid liver spot by gee On the second day of Aging, my body gave to me, two sagging chins and a horrid liver spot by gee The ABCs of Aging On the third day of Aging, my body gave to me, three wild…


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