Every wonder what Dr. Seuss had to say about old age? Our favorite is the hypothetical Golden Years Poem. He never lacked imagination, so you know it would be pretty ridiculous and funny.
Here’s our guess on what he’d have to say about the Golden Years of life.
SaleBestseller No. 1 
You're Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children
- Great product!
- Hardcover Book
- Dr. Seuss (Author)
SaleBestseller No. 2 
Happy Birthday to You!
- Happy Birthday to You! Hardcover – August 12, 1959
- Hardcover Book
- Dr. Seuss (Author)
SaleBestseller No. 3 
Oh Say Can You Say Di-no-saur?: All About Dinosaurs (Cat in the Hat's Learning Library)
- Hardcover Book
- Worth, Bonnie (Author)
- English (Publication Language)
Dr. Seuss Golden Years Poem
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
What was your favorite Dr. Seuss rhyme?
