Every wonder what Dr. Seuss had to say about old age? He never lacked imagination, so you know it would be pretty ridiculous and funny.
Here’s our guess on what he’d have to say about the Golden Years of life.
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
What was your favorite Dr. Seuss rhyme?
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