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Dr. Seuss on Old Age and the Golden Years Poem

Dr Seuss on Old Age: Golden Years Poem

Every wonder what Dr. Seuss had to say about old age? Our favorite is the hypothetical Golden Years Poem. He never lacked imagination, so you know it would be pretty ridiculous and funny.

Here’s our guess on what he’d have to say about the Golden Years of life.

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Dr. Seuss Golden Years Poem


I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My body’s drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass


Enjoying One’s Age in the Later Stage


What was your favorite Dr. Seuss rhyme?


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