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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.' We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I asked.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. (Unbelievable but sadly true....)
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
Some people are alive only because
it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life,
but it broke.
He who dies with the most toys
is nonetheless dead.
The gene pool
could use a little chlorine.
That annoying time between naps
Being "over the hill"
is much better than being under it
A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a cash advance
The trouble with life
is there's no background music.