Home Lots More Columns Get Column E-mailed 222 Best Senior Links Week's Best Jokes Pans and Praise
Today's Column Senior Travel Other Good Stuff Epic Senior Trivia Bee's Knees Nostalgia Forum
DR. SEUSS ON OLD AGE

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass


Read Suddenly Senior columns, the week's 111 best senior links, best jokes of the week, corniest senior jokes, plus interesting and humorous articles and poems written by and for seniors. It's all here at Suddenly Senior!

Read this week's Suddenly Senior column: Click Here

Want to comment on Suddenly Senior? Click here!

TO TOP