Suddenly Senior Pats and Pans. Letters to the Editor. Part Three

ABOUT THE NEW, FREE MEDICARE & RX NEWS LIST - Letters

I've just got to thank you for the opportunity to visualize that whole Committee Hearing with Mark McClellen. I have LONG said that the Pharmaceutical Industry and the FDA are Enemies #1. I am a Conservative Republican, but I disagree with the Admisistration's handling of this whole subject!!! If I weren't still employed full-time ((at the age of 66)) believe me, I would be going to Canada or Mexico to purchase my monthly meds. It is a free world. This is just ANOTHER freedom they are not going to take away from me!! Thanks again, for the link to see and hear that video. Take care and keep up the good work. Barbara Lex

I would like to thank you for your new endeavor, the daily update. Your newsletter/updates are invaluable to me. This must keep you engaged around the clock and I wonder how you keep up the energy. I have just returned from a training in Madison, Wisconsin, on Medicare issues. I am exhausted from the drive and enjoyed reading your new update when I sat down to relax. (except your update fired me up again). Good Job!

I think it's great that John Kerry is promising guilt free access to Canadian drugs for our elders. Am I insane when I think he should also advocate to work on making those same opportunities available to purchase prescription drugs reasonably in the United States? It's a good thing I don't need prescription drugs often. So far for me, it's just acetaminophen and wine.

It is enlightening to read that 25 states are joining in this necessary advocacy effort. Bravo to Minnesota and Wisconsin for their recent advocacy efforts in this arena. Thank you again for all you do. Carol Gilbert

IT'S NOT NICE TO SCREW WITH GRANDMA - Letters

It's about time someone had the guts to tell it like it really is, and I passed this on to everyone on my mailing list and told them to pass it to everyone on their list too. I hope this can start a movement with the Seniors to resign from AARP for them having the audacity to support the new Medicare Prescription bill as "It's better than nothing" knowing they'll reap millions of dollars from the already overburdened seniors living on a paltry Social Security check.

I hope they remember all those jerks who voted FOR that horrible prescription plan and vote them out of office so they can collect their "golden parachute" of a pension for being "one of the boys and girls" falling into line to keep the rich richer and the poor poorer. Year after year it proves that the people running for office or reelection, and who has the biggest bank account, can almost buy an election.

Sooner or later the Seniors are going to get fed up being treated as second class citizens and do something about it. Together we are a VERY powerful group to contend with and let's show them at election time. Keep up your great newsletter, every senior in America should read it so they'll know what's going on. Dick Baker

Your editorial sounds like so many who want everything given to them. However the section on "free drugs". gave some very excellent tips. I didn't realize that there are so many ways to cut drug costs. That was a great article, why do you have to do the other ranting? Pete Burger

I am an 80-year-old citizen, veteran and user of much medication that I have been buying from Canadameds for about a year and half. If I have to start paying the crooks here in America and I mean the drug companies it will cause a hardship on me.

I feel that the politicians in this great country of ours have been bought by the drug companies. I also feel this way about the AARP. When you stop to consider that the people that represent us in government receive their drugs free and they have the guts to deprive senior citizens the opportunity to save money or maybe not eat because of their drug bills this is a crime. I will be with you to the best of my ability. James Stevenson

With all the hoopla going on about drugs from Canada I have one simple question. If Canadian drugs aren't safe how come there aren't more dead Canadians? Surely something of that magnitude could not be kept silent. I am sure the Canadians have a drug enforcement body similar to ours and even though their healthcare is administered and funded by the government, I can't see the government killing off their tax paying citizens............old people aren't the only ones who get sick. Prayers from and avid reader. Paula Anthony

Let ALL get mad as hell and stay that way until things change...............Thanks Frank for keeping us informed. Judy N.

A PLEA FOR GOVT. HONESTY - an open letter to the FDA.

In January, I requested published government information from FDA involving generics and Canadian medicine. A phone call from FDA explained that it was not a good idea to buy Rx medicine from Canada. Then I received an email with the same type of veiled threat that I was in danger by purchasing medicine from Canada.

That is my business. I save thousands on inhalers and other perfectly safe medicine from Canada -- with a more ethical and dedicated government department on safe drugs than our own Republican politically controlled FDA.

Now I am out of patience. I want what I have asked for as required by the FOIA Freedom of Information Act. My request is over two months old. I expect the ORIGINAL news release -- not a scheming, modified politically correct version. If you wonder why government gets criticized for this kind of stonewalling, you heard it here first. Send me what I asked for legally. Tom O'Brien, registered Republican, RNC member if that's what you need for approval.

Would someone please investigate why drug companies manufacture most of their drugs offshore and yet we cannot get the savings. I take 5 prescription drugs and 3 of them are manufactured in 3 countries, Spain, Japan, Canada. Yet I am told by our lying government these drugs are not safe so I must purchased them through a US drug store at outrageous prices.

Give me a break! When you fill a prescription the drug stores never let you see the bottle of the manufacture but rather give you a generic brown bottle with little information about where the drug was manufactured. How many of these drugs are manufactured in foreign countries using cheap labor and then we are told they are unsafe if we purchased them....yet the same drugs are imported into the US and sold to us at outrageous prices.

Screwed again by big business and our government. Curt Hyde

I was to my PCP yesterday and he was telling me of a case whereby someone had opened a Lipitor bottle, changed the pills for God knows what, and it finally got in the hands of a consumer. THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH CANADA. It was in Kansas! I've also heard that there are lots of problems right here in the US causing concern for the FDA like drugs disappearing from warehouses and showing up elsewhere in an altered form. Why do we not hear more of these stories? Have you anything on this to goad them with? Thanks again and always for your wonderful work! Randy

The biggest joke is that George Bush truly cares about the welfare of seniors beyond just wanting their vote. Perhaps if he were personally faced with the social, medical and financial problems seniors are faced with today, he might understand seniors and be a REAL advocate. Unfortunately, his bankroll will prevent him getting a clear understanding of those less fortunate than he is. And with well-off parents, he will never know what those of us lucky enough to have parents in their 80's know, that it can be really rough financially to be a senior today. Claude Gruener

I have dealt with at least four Canadian pharmacies and have never had any trouble. Friends have done much the same with the same outcome. Some that don't require valid US prescriptions are, of course, avoided. What kind of dopes do they think we old farts are? Keep up the good work! Randy De Trinis

Very well said and it is the truth. Surely there is an attorney or law firm that would like to take on big pharma in a class action lawsuit. What is Erin Brockovich up to these days? Thanks for supporting the truth. Tom Lindemann

I just wanted to ask you if you would like me to start up a collection for a bulletproof vest for my favorite Senior advocate? You are very courageous and I loved the column today. It made me squirm in my chair at work and lit up my still auburn hair. Carol

I am Canadian. I never heard of any seniors buying tainted medications here. Most of our senior citizens have prescription coverage subsidized through the government. Trust me, if seniors were popping their pills then keeling over and dying, the opposition party in the government would be publicly tarring and feathering the ruling party. (Not because they necessarily care about the seniors, but they could get plenty of whipping post mileage out of it!). Is the FDA is leading Americans to believe we are cooking these meds in 'crack houses' and sending them south across that great unprotected border of ours? I am sick of how any big time corporation preys on seniors.

Our meds are safe. We believe in universal health care, that everybody deserves to lead as healthy a life as possible. Medications should be included on that plan. If not, they should be a damned sight cheaper. The FDA needs to back off. You folks deserve cheaper meds. Rachel Brown

Our Gov. La Plawnty of MN is a Republican but is still bucking the Washington group. He started up a Canada web site for us seniors...and believes like you and we...that we should have the freedom to get our drugs at the lowest cost possible.

What I can't get out of my craw is, why put the pressure and crack down anyway on seniors who cannot afford these high prices? Big business always picks on the weak and the small to pay their way. Every excuse I have heard from the drug cartel seems to say, they cannot afford to stay in business if they don't get every penny out of those seniors to pay for our high costs of science in producing these drugs. Rubbish....its the same old story, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and eventually get worse and die,

Keep it up...fly the flag of truth high and lets all rally around!!! Dean M.

I bought 30 tabs of Vioxx from Canada & it came in a sealed bottle from Merck. When I bought it from my local pharm it came in their bottle with their label. (I've no way of knowing what is in there) funny how big pharm turns it around to look like it's the other way!! By the way, the price from canada was 1/2! Many thanks for all you do & your courage to tell it like it is!! Dave Rudolph

Wow, your site is fantastic! I really enjoyed it and will be back many times to see what you are up to. I am only 49, still a young guy.

When I was young I dreamed up a simple machine to make sure I checked out when I got old. A computer connected to a device that would electrocute yourself. Every day you would sit at your computer and answer 6 questions. If you missed more than half three days in a row, it would electrocute you. But a friend found a big bug in my device! Once you get that old you will probably forget to use the device before you forget the answers to all the questions. I guess I will just have to get old and read your web site daily. Tim Waterhouse

MY LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE HEPBURN WOMEN - Letters

Katherine Hepburn can hardly be credited with changing the status of women, she often acted in movies that were detrimental to women, but perhaps that was the times...as for Spencer Tracy was he not an alcoholic that she had to cater to when he was in his cups? Kathleen G.

You said it all ! And I must agree! I don't believe that we will ever have ladies like these two again! Thanks for bringing back some nice memories. Rose

Thanks for the piece about Katharine Hepburn...She was always a role model for me. I did have a problem with her relationship with Spencer, morally. I was just a teenager and it was against my Episcopal upbringing. Her independence was so refreshing in regards to men, so I forgave her! Secretly I wished Spencer would get a divorce and marry her so life would be perfect. Lenore

It is really sad that the world today is so lacking in morals. What will the young folks of today have to look back on. We are lucky that we grew up when we did and have wonderful memories to look back on. Enjoyed your lovely wife's' article, too. Ruth Rickard

I too loved the Hepburns as great women and actresses. But I was in love with Sophia Loren--Mama Mia!! My mother started taking me to movies when I was 2 yrs. old. She was a movie nut and so am I. But sorry to say (or am I just getting too old) the new crop is nothing like Cooper, Grant, Fonda and that bunch. I saw so many movies that when I got married and as with most men scared to death, I tried to be cool as Cary Grant but couldn't pull him off so my wife ended up marrying David Niven. John Insprucker

It is immoral to treat our poor and elderly they way we do! And again, favoring the wealthy drug producers as we have for years. Some of our drugs are downright dangerous, but do we do anything about that? Again, thank you Frank and keep right on. Your voice is all we seem to have. oldfaytheful in KC

Medicare and AARP - Letters

My wife and I are both on Medicare and our Medicare HMO does not cover brand drugs which we both have to use. Generics for our drugs are not available in the United States.

If we purchased our six medications locally at the pharmacy with the lowest price, our annual cost would be $5,074. Our actual annual cost of the same drugs from Canada is $1,909. That's a savings of $3,165 per year which is $264 per month or 62% savings.

The costs of drug coverage under the new Medicare Program that were published in the AARP Bulletin Dec. 2003, shows that our cost of this New Medicare coverage would be about $4,250 per year or $355 per month. If we are forced to subscribe to this new Medicare Program our cost of drugs now purchased in Canada will increase almost $200 per month, a very significant to our budget. Dean Costello

Is the bill a good one? The professionals at AARP think so. So who is against it? Ted Kennedy and Hillary Hildebeast. Why would they be against it and talk about how bad it is for the seniors? Politics! The medication bill could be best compared to our Social Security System. How many people stand around and say that Social Security is just a way of stealing money from our children? Mostly people that are against older Americans having a medication package. Besides Frank, you and I know that every election will give politicians the opportunity to make the bill better. Kenneth Crawley

Frank, it's love at first sight. I saw what you wrote about your friend, J. C. and I would be willing to put on a big red ribbon (though that's my least fav color) and get under his christmas tree just to have a man like him in my life. I could be as faithful as any old dog and crotchety is my middle name. His lifestyle and mine fit to a T so what could be so bad about having a soul mate to share the couch with? Oh yeah, we could take turns with the clicker. Gigi

Agree whole heartedly with your comments about the AARP. To make matters worse we here in Mass. have a candidate running for President Mr. John Kerry that did not have the courage to align himself with the democrats and vote against the Medicare bill. NO GUTS! Deeppurple

I wrote you about a week ago suggesting a lawsuit on the issue of drug pricing and how the government wants to stop everyone from buying drugs in Canada. I have since seen a news report on how our VA is the biggest importer of Canadian drugs. In other words our government is telling us it's ok for them but not for us!!!! That's crazy. Bonnie

I was looking for a website to send my mother-in-law an 80th birthday greetings from President Bush. How disappointing of you to make a comment of how she might not get one do to the Bush Administration's treatment of senior's. Especially after they just passed the prescription drug program. I'm going to a different website just to make sure you are not setting me up for her not to get her greetings. Shame on you! Anon

She's talking about my "Presidential Pride" column where I report that most requests to President Bush's White House for B'day greetings are ignored. Shame on Bush. You can get a card from his old man, or Clinton, Ford, Carter, even Reagan.

NEW DRUG BILL - Letters

Frank - alert your Seniors - I believe AARP has double crossed the Seniors by endorsing the Republican side of the health care bill. By allowing some privatization, Medicare as we know it will die. It has long been the desire of this party to gut FDR's programs. Having worked for private industry, my experience shows that they will, early on, keep prices reasonable and then, surprise the unsuspected by raising premiums and/or denying certain procedures. I have expressed my displeasure to AARP. Rita Lombard

I just got back from a TV presentation by Bush pumping the Medicare Bill in Congress. The AARP folks put on the Show & Tell. AARP was attempting to describe their effort in getting a Rx drug plan at any cost for seniors. Just BS! An old folk in the audience said he thought that paying $35 a month was to much. This allowed me to interrupt and explain that if his drugs cost $1100 a year then there would be no benefit to him. I kept talking even after AARP signaled I was finished. I was able to explain the cost of benefits Congress has proposed with examples like: Buy $4500 in drugs and you pay $2600. There were about 25-35 people in attendance, not many for a 36-million member organization. Jim Watson

Keep up the good work. We all need someone to bring our attention the way our leaders sell us into economic slavery. Although they themselves live of the backs of the tax payers. And what hurts the most, is they enjoy doing it. E.G. Robinson

Here's a new one that deserves your infamous rant! If you are a Medicare patient, you will have a new, out-of-pocket, 20% copayment every time you get a Lab Test performed if a proposal now before Congress is adopted. It's part of the Medicare prescription drug coverage bill. Clearly this deserves a flood of calls to our esteemed elected officials in Foggy Bottom. Mac Thorlton

As a retired hospital financial person and one who has followed the prescription drug debate, am amazed that I have not heard any mention of treating medicare prescription drugs as the government does physicians and hospitals. Talk of "free markets" for drugs but then we have had for decades controls on cost for Drs. and hospitals via Medicare.

If nothing else, drugs for M/Care at VA prices. We don't need Gov. to pay portion of drugs when Drug Co just continue to raise prices. Terry Lynn

In the last issue of AARP magazine had a story about retirees loosing their medical benefits after age 65 because some employer lobbyists had senators sneak new language into the Medicare bill new. When I contacted the AARP office, they said they didn't know who had voted for it, but I could contact my own senators. Don't you think that should have been part of the story, with some 35 million members out there belonging to AARP.

I am beginning to think AARP "goes along to get along" and makes no waves. It is time to take the congress and anyone else on if they are going to screw around with retirement and medical benefits we have worked all our lives to earn. Perhaps the AARP Board needs some new blood or an injection into the old Board to get them moving. Jim Jones

This is the first time that I have read that both the Senate and House bills do not allow competitive bidding. WHY ISN'T THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY NEWSPAPER????? Rosie

A friend in Oklahoma sent your newsletter to me as she knows how hard I've been fighting for affordable prescription drugs in my state of Washington.

I've also been battling our Dept. of Social & Health Svcs to try and stop all their cutbacks. To do this I joined AARP to get the information available and most importantly, I joined an organization called Washington Citizen Action. From what I understand there are Citizen Action organizations in almost every State in the Union.

We managed to get our prescription drug bill passed and are now waiting to see it implemented. I am disabled and no longer able to work. I was just sitting at home feeling sorry for myself because the system was raking me over the coals. Since I joined Washington Citizen Action I have been to our State Capitol lobbying before the House and the Senate, have confronted our Governor about the Medicaid cutbacks, have been interviewed by the Associated Press and other papers, have been interviewed on TV for a promo for the Washington Health Foundation's statewide roundtables held over this last year culminating in the Washington Health Leadership Summit conference held here in Seattle, WA in October of this year. This was for the express purpose of identifying major problems with our State's health system and to form the foundation of future health system improvement.

I have to tell you that I have never felt so empowered and alive as I have since I joined Washington Citizen Action. For one thing, they taught me that I have a voice and when one voice joins with another and another, we can make a mighty noise and get the attention of our legislators. I'm still fighting with my State regarding my Medicaid but at least now I have more knowledge of how to go about it and get results. I highly recommend it. Suzanne Stauffer

Public Citizen is an excellent action group if you haven't a local or state group. http://www.citizen.org/action/

I am on Medicare and I can sense that our elected officials are doing their best to gut this program and turn it into welfare like Medicaid. I don't know what AARP is doing about this but they must be opposing it. How can 30 million seniors be pushed around like this? John King

It amazing that the Republicans, those who believe in " stripping seniors of their Health Benefits," would allow Social Security and other programs for Seniors to "disappear." In less than 70 years, the seniors in this country have gone from depending on family and county poor houses to middle class income. Now Republicans want to replace all this with "market forces." Sadly, that means seniors forced into poverty. These Republicans are a bunch of con artists. They want to reduce taxes to the point where government can not help millions of Americans live a better life. I ask, who wants to stand by and see all the gains for people in this country lost to the greed of the special Interests? Ken Parmer

What do seniors do about dental treatments? My dentist used to charge $47 for preventative cleaning every six months. Now to keep up, he is charging over $100. Tried to communicate with him and he said about working something out. Turned out they can accept two payments of $50. I have no insurance and the costs of any dental like filling or pulling teeth is way over $200. What do seniors do in these cases? I suspect go without like they do on prescription drugs they cannot afford. I was told to go the state college dental school and let the students work on my for cost. Keep your material coming...I like what I see and I like you! You would make a good leader in Washington for us seniors! Dean Mattila

Wow! You hit it right on the head. Nowhere in all the AARP coverage have I seen mention of the VA program which, as you said, is based on competitive bidding and bulk purchases. It would seem to be such a simple solution. It is of great concern that this administration is trying to privatize national healthcare.

I'm a columnist also and in my research I discovered a company in Carson city, NV, that fills prescriptions for people, not in Canada, but in other countries where quality drugs are produced. I visited the firm and was shown price lists from pharmacies in England, Israel, etc. The brands are the same, the manufacturing standards are the same, but the prices are very different. The retail price of one pill that costs $3 here, sells for 9¢ in London! Americans have no concept of the scope of the rip-off being pulled by the pharmaceutical companies -- with the support and assistance of the US government. I will circulate your column and hope that others do also. John Stickler, Editor Mature Market Editorial Services

The Medical coverage and Drug Program is being invested in Iraq. Larry Litwiler

You are 100% correct on the devastating effects of this new "drug bill". It will cut 30% from cancer treatments and I won't guess at the lives that will suffer from it. I'm writing my law makers and I hope all your readers will, too. Thanks for writing the column. R. P. Harrell

Why isn't the AARP spending some money lobbying on this??? (Maybe they using the money to line their own pockets) Money talks in these days. The AARP needs new leadership. AOL Subscriber

So many readers wrote with essentially the same message about AARP that I've made October 2003's Letter of the Month reflect that idea. Read it and you'll read a note from AARP indicating that they are no friend of buying drugs in Canada.

This sounds like a double edged sword to me. If we don't take full responsibility for what ails us, like eating the best foods, cutting out the alcohol and smokes, stop drinking milk and eating sugar, well, age is going to take its terrible toll. I mean, let's get real: when have the people of government ever given us anything for free? You tell the story of the toilet installation; but let's look at this another way.

You have this old outhouse. It's full of spider webs, hotter in summer, colder in winter, and down the hill from your home. So you go to Uncle Stupid and say; "Hey, Uncle, how about giving me a new toilet." Good old Uncle Stupid agrees you need one, but he tells you that all the money he has is committed, so he's got to get the money from someone else. So you tell him; "Hey, go to Cousin People-Pockets and have him give you the money. But good old Cuz says he's about busted. Uncle Stupid, however, tells him to tighten up his belt and work harder, and give the extra to him so you can have a toilet.

You see, what's going on here is we are paying for what we get. You don't get anything for free. There is no magic money pit anywhere. There is merely the plunder of wealth from one source while transferring it to another. Now if you or I did this we would be thrown in jail. But Uncle Stupid can do it and somehow escape the ax, because we have grown to expect it from him.

As long as we want to utterly enjoy life and do almost anything we want, keep our minds closed from knowledge, not deal with the real problems we face, and accept a handout from someone like Uncle Stupid and his pals, well then we are going to have to pay the price. It's just another form of extortion! What blows me away is why we expect this in the first place. Guy Shannon

Our only hope is to overturn this Administration and get back to the real world. My concern is that by November 2004 there won't be anything left to save! John S.

Might you enlightened the unenlightened by documenting as to which executive members of this administration promised drug benefits for ALL seniors. Are you advocating for all seniors without means testing? Fred Walker

Personally, Fred, for right now I believe that only those who need it should get a drug benefit, and they should get free drugs. There are 10 million seniors struggling with this! Eventually, we need universal health care for everyone. It's the only way we can make it fair to everyone, including the 44+ million right now without any insurance. Frank

Amen, brother! What are you doing to me? First, you send my BP through the roof (and the truth shall cost you dear) then explain why I won' be able to afford my Atenalol! I feel so frustrated...my (Dem) congressperson is (so far, at least) not a party to this outrage so I have no one to rail against... I really enjoy your columns...keep it up! Elliot Hutkin

I want to THANK YOU, for ALL of your efforts to advise and where necessary, to expose the issues concerning senior citizens. You are indeed a jewel - a diamond in the rough.

I know that you have benefactors who would wish that you would "soften" your tone, or your choice of words at times. That must be very frustrating, especially given that they wouldn't devote one tenth the energy and time that you have, to the cause.

I confess that at times, I might suggest a little softer tone, but I also realize that given your insight, you are probably thinking "if you can believe it, I DID tone it down". I believe that!

I have told many people in the last two years, that MY biggest challenge in this stage of life is guarding against cynicism and sarcasm. It is harder all the time to "believe" anything that I am told by the media, politicians, corporate America, and the list goes on and on. Why? Because I've heard it before (but "it" still isn't "fixed"). I know you know exactly what I mean.

As I said, I am praying for you. Praying that you ARE helping in your efforts. Walt Hall

The free market system and "buyer beware" is the basic premise of the American system. Senility brings the opportunity to pick the bones clean. Republicans embrace this with all their heart. Why else would they be sent to congress except for special interest money. Democrats play this game too. just not as well or as cohesive. Amen T. Braun

I believe Americans are slowing awakening to the many, many serious threats from our government to us personally and to what we call "The American Way of Life." The biggest problem, as I see it, is that we are being attacked on so many fronts -- job security, environment, huge deficits designed to starve to death popular government programs like Social Security and Medicare, basic Constitutional issues, and, especially, social justice issues -- it's seriously mind-boggling to the point incapacitation. Frank

I certainly enjoyed your column today. True and definitely scathing words, hope someone is listening. Carol Gilbert, Bay Area Agency on Aging

talk about getting medicine from Canada, you should try and check out what our great governor of the state of Illinois is trying to do. This should be interesting to watch for all of us seniors. Just thought you might like to give it a read. Juanita http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/breaking_news/6805070.htm

RIGHT ON! It is so true what you say; but the prostitutes of the press and politicians try their damnedest to obfuscate it. What a rotten government we have acquired. Thanks for your honesty. Are you aware of the Impeach Bush movement? It is large and growing fast. Steve Sarant

According to the internet news this morning, Bush is proposing an expansion of free trade in order to have more jobs created which is absolute BS!!!! We have not recovered from the loss of jobs created by NAFTA - not to mention the horrific trade deficit. Perhaps you could mention this in your column too. I hope that the Seniors won't be "sucked in" by this latest detriment to employment. Alice Thomas

All through August 2003 readers have become more and more incensed about Big PhARMA's buying Congress and the Bush Administration to screw seniors out of getting a decent drug benefit, even coercing the FDA into stopping seniors from buying drugs in Canada and elsewhere they can save up to 90 percent. Here are some of the e-mails I've received.

Note: Many, many others wrote to say the same, that they were calling their friends to call their representatives in Washington. Do the same. Call (877) 331-2000 today.

FURIOUS AT AARP

I am so furious at aarp, for cozying up to the administration, and not saying a word about the drug companies using there buddies in the administration to close the canadian drug market to us. what a phony outfit. Nate Frank

"SENT TO MY TWO SENATORS"

The ability of American citizens to purchase medications from Canada has been undermined by the greed of PhRMA members. Four companies now have cut off supplies to Canadian drug stores who sell to American customers.

For many Americans, it is the only way they can afford their meds. The House has passed their version of a bill permitting and enabling the practice. The Senate must do the same. PhRMA is lobbying heavily, and paying off big bucks and perks to Senators who will vote against passage of the enabling legislation. I sincerely hope you are not one of them. Americans deserve the same relief from outrageous drug prices, using the same formula currently in use in the rest of the world, and namely Canada.

The Canadian Government sees fit to protect it's citizens from predatory pricing schedules. I sincerely hope that the Senate sees fit to protect the American citizenry in the same manner.

We all know there is no safety issue, there is no R&D issue, but the greed issue is a venomous ingredient eagerly spread and pursued by PhRMA. I fully expect you to vote for enabling legislation for making the Canadian connection a part of our everyday lives and mandate the FDA and Sec'y of Health Thompson to work directly with their Canadian counterparts to do precisely that. BEFORE the 2004 elections. TM

AFRAID OF AMERICAN TACTICS

Well Frank I guess they win the battle but not the war. This is NAME AND PHARMACY DELETED BY REQUEST. I am requesting that you remove our Pharmacy from your web site as the exposure on the net is costly and the drug thugs are threatening to cut us off at the wholesalers which means we cannot even purchase our meds from the wholesalers which in turn means a death blow to our business. Wyatt was the first one to cut us off and other monoliths are likely to follow as the cowardly travel in herds you know protection by numbers theory.

It is a disgrace to see what is happening to the people that built America in relation to this whole issue as I perceived Canada as a sort of safety valve for American seniors and an election bobble for your President.

Thank you for listing us in the first place and your information was vital so if you could still keep us informed that would be great. If you have any questions please feel free to call on our toll free web listed # and thanks again Frank for your efforts as we as a business have thoroughly enjoyed working to help American Seniors in their time of need. Anon.

FROM A RETIRED PHARMACIST

Prescriptions from Canada will dry up as the Senate will not go along with the House. Helps Congressmen get votes. Big PhARMA will continue to control it all.

The real problem is that the American public and Congress do not have a real handle on how Medicare costs have escalated through side effects from the "miracle drugs" that are shoved down the throats of the medical profession.

Doctors are in bed with the Rx mfgrs. Until they severe this relationship we will continue to have convenient high cost medical care and not good safe medical care when it involves Rx drugs.

It starts with Academia...If the educators are more interested in their own self interests and don't understand their role in educating physicians to be objective and independent..nothing will change. The educators have been seduced. My wife's oncologist is both an educator and a doctor and is off on sabbaticals sponsored by who knows who. He doesn't understand the role of the immune system in preventing cancer. nor..the value of good nutrition. What more can I say. Anon.

WHEN RUMOR SAID BAD INSULIN CAME FROM CANADA

The whole thing was pretty much a setup by the FDA, no doubt with the help and urging of drug company insiders, who put in place the entrapment situation.

Why would people order mail order insulin from Canada. It is very commonly available locally, at prices little different from Canadian prices. And further, In checking ALL of the sources I have listed on my site, NONE of them ship insulin to the US.

The example insulin could have been shipped from Chicago, or Montreal, or San Francisco, or Punxatawnee. Insulin does not become "spoiled" overnight, and very likely would not become less effective in the time it takes to ship from wherever it came from. If there were a delay on an international shipment, the cooling agent contained in the box with the meds would probably become room temperature anyway. Any such delay, is imposed by federal agents, postal or customs agents, not by the shipper or originator of the shipment.

The Massachusetts Biotechnology Council is comprised largely of drug companies and PhRMA members. They are in very tight with McClellan. They receive large donations from drug companies.

What this operation does point up is the fact that insulin should be world priced. That clearly would eliminate the need to ship across borders and lessen the possibility of poor handling. If the FDA understands that, everyone's problem goes away. However it definitely would not eliminate poor handling right here in the US. To get an even gauge on this they should also place orders with American suppliers in the same manner they did in MN. It is my belief that what they happened to catch was a coincidental oversight. Not nearly as clandestine as the deliberate deception the drug companies have been caught red-handed at in the past six months. And some of their drug pricing schemes and shams as well.

With the millions of people dependent on insulin, and the sheer volume of production of it, there should be no reason to charge very little more than actual manufacturing cost.
Supplies are already commonly available at bargain basement prices, and at no cost (gov't provided) for Medicare recipients.

There is no R&D factor to be concerned about with insulin. There is plenty of competition in the sales side, and 10's of companies producing it.

A far cry from hawking Nexium on TV ads in order to sell it at 1400% markup. Smoke and Mirrors. Ted M.

ALLEGED COMPASSION

Of course, Medicare needs reforming. Certainly seniors need Rx drug coverage. But they don't need "choice" of the kind that will simply enrich private insurance companies. They need far more Rx drug coverage than the wacko Republican version that MIGHT start in 2006. That goofy proposal is just slightly better than nothing—a ploy to let politicians claim they have solved the drug problem.

Much of the Republican program was approved by PhRMA, the greedy, scheming drug producers. They paid well for it to mostly Republican brownnosers. For God's sake, the leading proponent of this Republican program is Senator Bill Frist, MD!

This alleged compassionate Republican DOCTOR is the number one opponent of low priced importation of medicine from Canada! Can you believe that from a well known surgeon? Much of what you sent me is right out of Republican literature that I receive almost daily. It's enough to gag a maggot. Tom O'Brien, registered Republican and sustaining member, Republican National Committee.

COMPASSION VS. COMFORT

We have been betrayed. Greed and selfishness have replaced citizenship and compassion in the US. Unlike you, so many seniors who are "not in bad shape," don't give a damn about their suffering neighbors. That's the worst of it. Even we have given up compassion for comfort. Judy S.

IN THE WORDS OF ROUSSEAU

"When the service of the public ceases to be the principal concern of the citizens, and they would rather discharge it by their purses than their persons, the State is already far on the way to ruin. When they should march to fight, they pay troops to fight for them and stay at home; when they should go to council, they send deputies and remain away; thus, in consequence of their indolence and wealth, they in the end employ soldiers to enslave their country, and representatives to sell it. So soon as a citizen says, What are State Affairs to me?, the State may be given up for lost."

We are the banded people. We have supported as much as anyone the corruption of those people within our government, those who protect their wealth and their position, who further their bureaucratic purposes of power, control and perpetuity, to sap us all of our wealth and labors under the guise of "righteousness and good" for the people. We have paid into this corrupt system believing there was a gold mine at the end that would see to our security and well being; and indeed, to a great extent this system has. But one must readily admit nothing is free, and when the people served by this system begins to exceed the cost, well, it is like any other business; the cost must go up to keep the system afloat, or the services must be reduced.

The way I see it is this:

We appointed politicians who were corrupt from the start. I have sat around listening to the men talk since I was a child and you can believe me, I have never heard one man speak of the honesty of a politician. This being the case, why then did we think or ever believe we were going to get something for free? But we did. It is the goodness of our hearts, and the weakness politicians (or any good con man) know we possess.

So believing this great lie, rather than take care of ourselves, we wanted to drink and have fun, smoke and eat poorly, indulge to some degree our every bodily desire; and then let the doctor, the drug company, the hospital give us our fix for free, paid by the system, and take away our pain. So we fed ourselves food worse than we would serve our dog, punished our bodies under a fictitious righteous belief that we were heroes and giving our all, yes, to those very same so-called "public servants,"; gave our lives and the lives of our sons and daughters as they asked for this great need (which sometimes was very real) while they sat back in their own wealth and security enjoying the system we pay for.

And because of our own foolishness, wanting to believe in the goodness of this lie (which we probably should have been able to believe in) we stood by and sought after a dream of gluttonous non-reality believing that by paying into this system we would provide ourselves with a so-called security that could never be attained. And now we complain that we are not getting it, because it was promised by the very people whom we appointed to do our dirty work and take the responsibility from our shoulders. Have you ever noticed what politicians say they are going to accomplish if elected?; yes, security, education, let us keep some of our wealth, and give us all they can. They never address the real problems, let alone work on them after they are elected.

All right! Here's the deal: Yes, we've got to write about this, because we have to learn from our own mistakes. Yes, we have to do something, because if we don't right this wrong things are not going to change. But simply writing e-mails that get printed is not enough. And certainly voting for other politicians is not enough either; just read the stuff they vote for in Congress, you would be appalled that they are wasting so much time on nothing more than CRAP! Watch CNN on the congress floor sometime, it's like a comedy show, with no jokes you can laugh at.

We have to band together; take an issue and do something about it. No, not just sit back and bring to the forefront the wrongs that are happening, but go forward with a strategy to change things. WE CAN DO IT! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WE NEVER HAVE GIVEN UP! AND WE MUST SHOW THAT WE WILL NOT!

We can count amongst our numbers the greatest individuals on earth, the most talented, the finest minds, great technicians, industrialists, lawyers, and people of justice. With all this to draw upon, let us not sit back and let this wonderful opportunity THE INTERNET and SUDDENLY SENIOR, slip again through our hands. We have, for the very first time, the facility to truly unite our thoughts and plan; to deliver solutions based not only upon our great pool of knowledge and ability, but from a great pool of experience. LET US NOT LET THIS MOMENT SLIP BY! This is what we owe, this is what we must do, this is what our course must be, this is what a true American would do, this is one payment we must make!. Guy E. Shannon

JOKES CALM DOWN READER

I'm one of the 500 new subscribers. First I read your jokes. That helped calm me down. As for your article on CBS, it's good to see some light of day being cast on the betrayal our wonderful government and the FED has slipped to the hard working men and women of America.

Contrary to what Pres. Bush knows, this country was built on working, saving and retiring. Now it's just working, forget saving and never retire.

Can you tell me why a bank charges 20% on a credit card and pays .5% on a CD? I know the answer. It's because they can. Personally I'm not in bad shape. I retired from the military and then again from the Post Office.

I get COLA for that and thanks to Ex Pres Clinton, get medical for life. I pay for medicare but the supplement costs nothing....so far. Somebody will probably notice that someday and do away with it. But I really feel for the 90% or so that have little or nothing to help with medical, retirement checks etc. I'm sure you know exactly what I mean. And when the baby boomers hit the books, things will really start to jam up. Well I jawed enough about things you already know but I feel better. Like just after I read your jokes. Don Anderson

DEAR PRESIDENT BUSH,

In your Labor Day speech today you stated all Americans should have jobs.

The loss of jobs to third world countries is becoming really serious.

This is a problem that is effecting all of us.

It&Mac226;s effecting me, my children, grandchildren, kinfolk&Mac226;s and friends.

First it was manufacturing jobs. Blue collar workers.

Now it is effecting white collar tech jobs.

USA Today reports that in New York City alone financial services companies are planning to move more that 500,000 jobs overseas in order to reduce operating costs by $30 billion annually. The process, called offshoring , saves companies up to 70% because the cost of the work in China and India is only a fraction of what it is here in the USA.

At first lower-level tech jobs in data entry and systems support went. Now highly paid, highly skilled positions in software development are going to India and China.

India alone graduates 350,000 college engineers yearly.

Intel employs 400 Russian software research engineers and 200 others in marketing and sales, wireless Internet access and modem projects.

If you doubt this business trend Mr. President, call AOL tech support. You will be taking to an Indian in India.

Corporate greed is going to put American workers out of business.

Anybody with high school knowledge of economics knows these guys are getting out of paying taxes.

We Americans are being robbed of jobs and tax dollars.

Those corporations and companies that choose to move overseas and use cheap labor should have to pay some kind of tax to penalize them for leaving America.

This is serious business.

We can't wait.

I urge you to do something drastic now Mr. President before our country goes broke. Chuck Pickett, Lafayette, La.

LET'S MAKE POSTERS

Keep it up Frank. Speaking up for all of us old coots out here, I really think we should extend that 15 minutes into a national force for the "Suddenly Seniors" or otherwise known as "FRANK'S FOLKS"......When election time comes along we could have a force of seniors on every street corner in this country. All we need is your leadership and forum to direct us when and what to campaign for and against.....Just imagine the impact we could have when we are out there all at once....Maybe we can finally get the attention of the politicians, especially the Republicans that think we are all idiots that are going to buy their double speak.............I've got my magic marker and ready to make my poster........Thanks Frank..........Carol J.

Shrub (AKA Flyboy Bush) recently announced that he was creating a high level post (high paying position for a donor) to nurture the manufacturing sector. We do not need another position to do the job of those already on the payroll. Enforce wage and hour laws, push Buy American, repeal the laws that Corporate Americas politicians have passed allowing Tyco and the other greedy bastards from setting up offices offshore. When did we make the INS an arm of the Chamber of Commerce? I pledge allegiance to the United States of America not North America. While our blue collar soldiers are fighting and dying for more corporate greed, their jobs are being taken by illegal immigrants, and wages and benefits that they have fought for are being taken back by the fat cats.

Wake up middle Americans before it is too late to save us from becoming another third world country. Well I guess if I send this John Ashcroft will have his Gestapo pay me a visit. Well here goes, testing my freedom. Robert L.

GUIDELINES NEEDED

I know many seniors who are worried about their futures ... financial, healthcare, insurance issues, etc. These are people who did all of the correct things to prepare for a secure future, We have seen our plans, savings and security crumble, in a very short period of time. Can you give us some guidelines as to the best way to express opinions to lawmakers? Ann Hayes Lee

Many of my columns are focused on how to be heard. Most try to point out how we're getting screwed. Because most seniors don't even know that. I direct you to the fifth letter down from here, by Nanc. She's a Congressional staffer who should know best how to reach "the unreachable."

More than anything, you're right about our needing a cohesive voice. AARP ain't it, that's for sure. [See http://www.suddenlysenior.com/battlespage.html ] I

t must start with us, you and me, and maybe through Suddenly Senior we can get the movement moving. I hate to think it's come down to this, Ann. But after three years of writing the column and trying to help seniors, I see nothing else out there. There's nothing I dislike more than public speaking. Yet, I guess I'm up to it, if necessary. Let's keep in touch. Read http://www.suddenlysenior.com/10milliongeezermarch.html. Who knows? Maybe I see you in Washington. Frank

On July 28, 2003, Frank Kaiser was "featured" on Dan Rather's CBS Evening News. A 45-minute interview about was turned into about 20 words (CLICK HERE FOR ENTIRE SEGMENT) for Frank's "15 Seconds of Fame." That was enough, however, for several hundred viewers to get Kaiser's e-mail address and write him of their personal plight. Here are a few excerpts...

We must ask ourselves one simple question; why are drugs treated differently than other products? The answer can only be, because the pharmaceutical industry and the FDA have been in bed together for far too long. Gil Gillespie

Well done, Frank! I DO know what the house is trying to do. I WATCHED them on C-SPAN trying to do a lot of it, and I am appalled! I wrote e-mails to every single representative in every single one of the 50 states. I called all the ones for MY state. Then, I did the same with the Senators. I also contacted every person over 50 I could find and asked them to do the same. Wake up, seniors! Wake up and VOTE a change in government in 04. Morgaine

I lost my job in January and cannot find another part-time position. It's an exercise in futility looking, but have to follow the rules of Unemployment (now termed "Workforce"). I was at their office today hoping they could come up with something, but.....J.H.L. age 74

I think it stinks big time that such a country as the States treats its citizens so badly that need help. I am 57, live in Ontario, Canada and am on a disability pension. Most of my drugs are covered under the drug plan through the provincial gov. I pay $2. only for any medications I need and some that I must have cost almost $200. yet I pay only $2. Hope my neighbours to the south keep up the 'good fight'. I have a quote I use "if it is to be it is up to me". Every little voice when joined with others becomes one hell of a loud noise. Let them, the rich fat gov. know they can't treat the people like this. Rusty

(This is from a staffer for a Republican Congressman) I still believe that it is important to send letters, e-mails, etc. to legislators but it is getting more difficult for them to pay attention. I am not referring to the state legislators, but the members of the US Congress. My current Congressman is now part of a solid Republican district thanks to the redistricting after the 2000 census. He will be able to be reelected for as long as he cares to serve.

People need to do more than write letters because more and more the politicians pay attention to the special interests who give them campaign contributions than their constituents.

Seniors have to pay attention to their elected officials voting records and not just prescription drug programs but how the feds are spending billions and billions of taxpayers money to fund numerous wars while giving tax breaks to the rich.

Privatization of Social Security is not a good idea, drilling in the Alaskan Wilderness to fuel SUV's is shortsighted. I could go on and on. Our nation is really in a crisis.

Not only Seniors but all Americans need to wake up to see what a mess this country is in. Real patriots pay attention to issues and are not brainwashed by the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Fox News!!! Nanc

My view for Washington and both parties.. to give the seniors the same choice of programs that congress and the federal employees have. They have life better than us who pay the taxes to support them and give them free programs. Take away the health programs congress and employees have and switch them to the same program we are on, than watch the changes happen and FAST! Dean Mattila

HE WHO HAS NO TIME FOR PHYSICAL FITNESS WILL HAVE TIME FOR ILLNESS

Frank I read with interest your articles in The Messenger, you seem like an exciting type of guy enjoying life at your age. Plus that you are an interesting writer.

I thought I'd drop you a note to say I'm for all you say about physical fitness. I am 88 years of age and still play tennis 3x a week when I'm home. Have been doing it for 21 years now. I find it good medicine. Feel great from doing so. After back surgery a year ago March I have no pain whatever and it's a miracle for my age. I thank the Lord for good health. My wife at 75 has also been working out at the club 3x a week for years. I believe -he who has no time for physical fitness will have time for illness. Neither my wife nor I carry extra baggage, we stay trim and feel good for it. Keep up your good work, people all need what you have to say.. John Deurwaarder, Vancouver, WA

Enjoyed your piece on the reunion. Nice visiting with you. [SANITY TRUMPS VANITY AT 50TH CLASS REUNION] Sorry, no pics of you as my flash attachment went on the "fritz'. Keep us" young at heart" with your web. Dutch

Your description of your class reunion is mirrored in my own 50th reunion of last year. Yes we do mellow out and become less critical of our fellow classmates as the years pass. I am just thankful I am on the top side of the grass. Joan Williams

"The House voted Tuesday to guarantee that federal workers, including members of Congress, keep their current prescription drug benefits when they retire even if Congress agrees to a Medicare drug bill that provides significantly less generous benefits." Associated Press, 7/8/03 J. Thoriton

In 2005 big pharma stands to lose patents on a good number of name-brand drugs (I can substantiate this for you). [Costco Cheapest for Generics] From what I have read, other countries are lobbying hard (for the US market) in order to take advantage of these opportunities. Canada, Brazil, India, and I believe Israel to a certain degree, are now preparing to enter the US market. Not to mention, companies based in the US Of course, we will have to get over the misconceived notion that foreign products are somehow inferior. After all, we do buy foreign cars, wine, food, cosmetics - the list of products is endless.

In reality, big pharma does not fear Canadian competition. There is no way on God's green earth Canada could ever hope to supply the US with any substantial amount of prescription drugs.

The population of Canada is 33 million versus 300 million in the US If ten percent of the US were to order medications from Canada, their system would undoubtedly be stretched beyond it's limits! All of us in the reimportation business know the best we can hope for is somewhere around 5 percent. Barely a dent to big pharma.

We must ask ourselves one simple question; why are drugs treated differently than other products? The answer can only be, because the pharmaceutical industry and the FDA have been in bed together for far too long. G.G.

Thanks for the info. [Costco Cheapest for Generics] I don't know how we'll survive another 4 years of Big Bush. And little bush here in Florida is packed to take over when Big Bush finishes his 8 years. I'm 65. Will probably not survive 13 more year of bushes. Phyllis Hollandsworth

I am getting Lipitor direct from Mfg. free. [Costco Cheapest for Generics] If the household income is under $25,000.00 & they are satisfied w/tax return the product is free. R. H. Peterson

Agree that the proposed health care changes [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN] and Medicare is a true Scam. It behooves all of us to read all the details. Seems that it would cost all of us more than we currently pay for drugs. Leave it alone, at least in its present proposed form and quit pulling the wool over our eyes. N. T. Caputo, Senior Citizen and retired physician

Please tell our Congress to stop "trying to help us"! They are only making it all worse. Get something that will help the common lower incomes of the hardworking retirees that desperately need help with their RXs. The middle & higher income people are not the ones that NEED all the tax breaks! Get real! Wait to get a bill passed that will benefit the Americans that need it so desperately. Thank you, and please consider this a vote for the Little People of America. Our voices will be HEARD when election comes around. June Revell

What should I do. i have already contacted my two senators, one of whom received almost $60,000 in campaign contributions from drug companies, and my congressman, who is senile. I have made my feelings known to AARP, who I feel does not fight hard enough for us seniors. I have a feeling that they do not want to piss off the current administration. Nate

Oh Frank....you are sooo right. [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN] They don't call him Bushwhacker for nothing. It's a crying shame this is being done to us, and I will make as many calls as I can, but I'm afraid if we don't get rid of him in 04, it'll get worse. Thanks for doing something to bring this all to light. Anne

Thanks for the analysis of the proposed prescription drug law. [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN] I wish there were more sources like you to explain the main points of proposed laws so that people like me would be better informed. I still have my illusions, unfortunately, that the congressmen we put in office won't screw the people who put them there. Right. Joe M.

First let me tell you how much I enjoy reading your" Great Works " The good news for me is that I have just been accept in the Veterans Affairs Program and the main reason I applied is for Rx. The cost to me is now $7/month/per Rx. So far so good. The scary part is all of this is subject to the whims of the same Washington Yahoos to cut benefits. Let's hope not for awhile anyway. W. Watt

Fantastic report! [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN]Thanks. N. Cook

I would love to see our representatives in the nation's capital try to live on what they say is a living wage and the benefits that go along with it. Talk about a golden parachute, and they not only give it to themselves, but we keep reelecting the same ones to go back. I guess that makes us an I D ten T - you know, ID10T. C. Abbott

Good for you, using long-departed Newt Gingrich's 1995 "wither on the vine" quote as if he is still in Congress, trying to make us believe that Gingrich is still relevant. [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN]Good for you, thinking that we oldsters are all "entitled" to a big prescription payout, that we too should stick our hand in the Treasury pocket along with all the other bums. Good for you, preserving the illusion that there is a free lunch and life should be fair. Get over it, Frank. Your humor is great, but not your politicking. B. Askey

I think that we all have to realize that the Bush Administration's brand of compassionate conservatism does not extend to seniors and those who need medicines but cannot afford to pay for them. [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN]The old saying about "if it's not broke, don't fix it" applies to Medicare, too. It's working fine, so why try to privatize it? Evidently they will offer a carrot to get people to switch from their old plans to the new. Hopefully not that many seniors will be hungry for rotten carrots and will stick with their old plans. C.M. Gruener

I couldn't agree more. In fact, the best thing that could happen to this country would be to extend Medicare to everyone in the country. We'd all have better healthcare -- most especially the 41 million with no insurance -- for about half of what our broken system is costing us now. Frank

Your article [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN]was excellent, with one exception: 'not fools.' Too many seniors are not reading the fine print and think the Bush administration is really going to help them. Since it was first instituted, [the Republican's]mantra has been to dismantle the Medicare and Social Security programs, and they are on their way. R. Lombard

I agree! [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN]Politicians warn us to beware of the swindlers of seniors, and they are the ones swindling us most. We need an outlet to tell them what to do with their crazy ideas. M. Strohmeyer

The problem is that the 700,000 physicians in this country have been brain washed as to how medicine should be practiced. AMA does not lead the physicians in helping them make good medical decisions. special interests..primarily Rx manufacturers reeducate physicians as to how they should practice medicine. Result..complicated medical situations develop that require intensive medical care with big bucks attached. When over 200,000 people die in this country each year from drug complications it screams for resolution. Physicians should wake up and demand that they be allowed to practice good medicine and not convenient medicine that in the end pleases very few. Could go on and on. Annon. RPh

PS: We have a medical Enron crisis going on in this country. Its tentacles are so interwoven into medical community..it's difficult to separate the BS from the truth.

Why don't we publicize the plan that Congress gave themselves and their families? And while we're at it what proportion of the cost of drugs goes to advertising? They wouldn't dare tell us both of these facts. It would also be nice to know how much the pharmaceutical companies have donated to each member of Congress. I don't think these are minor details. J.P. Evans

Do you think anybody in Washington has any idea what people on a limited income have to do to live?" asked Ed Human, 68, a diabetic who said he voted Republican. (NY Times 27 Jun 2003) http://nytimes.com/2003/06/26/politics/26VOIC.html The continuing oxymoron. They lined up in droves to elect these bozos. Sucked in by the "Clinton-haters", like little automatons "Vote Republican" flashed unceasingly in their reptilian brains. And now they are horrified at the outcome. The scary thing is that if given the opportunity, knowing what they now know, they'd probably vote Republican again. T. Wollin

Even with my pitiful math skills, as I watched the Senate 'discussion' on this, I knew it was full of FUZZY MATH. Jane

Thanks for the "plain outrage" -- I had read the bill stunk to high heaven and decided long before to continue along with Canada's drugs.

Always to remember - when in doubt, our presidents, congressmen,
representatives ad nauseum, will "make up" deficits by:

- cutting funds for poor children's programs
- cutting funds for the elderly
- cutting funds for culture
- cutting funds for any VULNERABLE group

While the rich get richer and the poor are desperate.

That's the way it's always been. Joan

Bravo! [SENIOR DRUG BENEFIT STINKS LIKE A PANDERING POLITICIAN]I'll sure be giving them a call, and passing this on as well, Frank. Penny McGee

[Life is Short. Jump at it!] It saddens me that a senior citizen as yourself, and wife, can find nothing better to do than risk what might be useful help to others not as fortunate financially or physically as you two. Something is very wrong with this picture Virginia

I'm turning 50 this Oct. and want to sky dive out in Las Vegas, Nevada. One side of me things this is crazy and yet the other side says, "do it". After reading your article and the statistical odds of dieing, I'm definitely going for it. Thanks for printing that article. My wife came home from work today with the sad announcement that the husband of one of her follow workers has cancer bad. They just found it and it doesn't look good for him. It's too late for him to now do crazy things like sky dive. Your right, do it while you can. Alan Kalbach

Good for you. [Life is Short. Jump at it!]Go ahead. Dare to live. Betty Hall

Skydiving? Skydiving?!! What the f..? Some people will do anything to break a writer's block. You are nuts -- finally and irretrievably!!. I don't get out of a car without looking where I put my feet, and I have a more than a mild phobia of heights as most aging, responsibly self-aware people do. I hope you proved whatever it was that you had to prove to yourself or whomever! You do know -- it's not death, but serious, crippling injury to aged bones and organs thereby taxing your wife and close friends that you should have worried about! For myself, I'm neither envious nor impressed, rather I'm goddammed dismayed. For Gawd's sake Frank, get real! Larry S.

Man, what a rush I got when I read this week's column! [The Charms of Madison County]Upon first glance at the subject line of the e-mail, I just assumed you were referring to Madison County, anywhere-except-Florida. Growing up in Madison County, Florida, I always had to explain in geographical detail where Madison, Florida is, after having promptly corrected someone for thinking I meant Madison, Wisconsin, or Madison, any-other-state.

Like so many other kids graduating from high school and moving on to the next level in life, I couldn't wait to get out of the small town I had known all my young years. Admittedly, it took a few years for me to realize what a treasure I had moved from. Madison County is one of the last bastions of tranquility and natural beauty. People from all parts of the country have been trickling in and quietly settling down. Given the slow-paced, idyllic life style which is the norm, it comes as no surprise that so many of it's residents have a history of longevity, my own family included.

Yes, everyone in Madison knows everyone else--a bane to the criminal elements but a blessing to those who have experienced great misfortunes in their lives. Now, don't get me started........I'm struggling to keep my reverie in check. Lord knows, you know how we old coots can just go on and on! Alice Perkins Battles

That was a good piece on Madison County. Another place that should interest you, and has actually been written up so much that it scares me, is Melrose, Fl. It's ambiance, slow pace, friendly folks, and historical society (that won't allow chain stores like Wal-Mart) are enthralling. The people with money in Melrose aren't interested in selling out, and that is what delights me. I'm glad to here there are at least two places left that take pride in remaining 'The Real Florida'. Lillian McGee

Sounds wonderful Frank. [The Charms of Madison County]I sincerely doubt that it will stay that way though. Your "full page endorsement" is sure to bring lots of visitors to the area, and in all probability, lots of people looking for the perfect retirement community. That will entail growth and "progress?" Chances are the area will change so drastically, it will just not be the same anymore. Did sound real good though. Bill Johnson

You make Madison sound like walk down memory lane. All it would take for me to really enjoy it would be a dog, a stick and an interesting companion of the human variety to share the fun. Somehow however, I get the feeling you just plain love life in Madison or wherever you may be............... That is probably what makes you such a neat guy. Thanks for the walk. J.J.

Sometime you might want to visit the 'real' Madison County in Iowa - the home of John Wayne and also the covered bridges! Jim Kern

Thank you for the e-mail about Madison County. This was so interesting, and this is the way I travel, via internet. I only drive locally, like to the store, a couple of friends and church. My husband did all the driving. I can't read maps, I'm a scardy cat when it comes to freeways. I visit lots of countries abroad and lots of USA states and towns, all through the "net". Like Dean Martin used to say on his TV show years ago, " Keep those cards and letters coming. Letizia Lopiccolo

Many readers inquired, "What do those folks in Madison do "to get away from it all?" Here's David Nusbickel's answer to that pressing question: There is a place that once claimed the title as "The Forgotten Coast"; this place largely consists of Franklin County waterfront area from the Ochlocknee River to Apalachicola. Thanks to the recent commercialization of St. Joe Paper Company properties, nothing is no longer "forgotten" and nearly all is up for grabs by the highest bidder (not too much different from Pinellas County as I recall). At this point the FL Dept. of Community Affairs (DCF) may make the crucial difference, but it will take stern resolve to hold off ambitions of the 2nd largest landowner in the state.

I had the marvelous fortune to have been born to a daughter of a Leon County entrepreneur who built a modest cottage along the Gulf coast in a nondescript beach community known as St. Teresa (a mere blinking of the eye during the drive along Highway 98 on St. James Island). This area is uniquely situated where the pines meet the beach, protected from most drastic storms by the westward sweep of Alligator Point. It is here that my brothers and I are very fortunate to share a humble condominium. We enjoy delightful walks along vast stretches of beachfront, anchoring our boats in usually-protected waters, ready access to fun reef or grouper fishing, and the likelihood of virtual seclusion (except on holiday weekends and prime-time summer season).

This is the retreat that generally beckons Tammy and I when we find ourselves with no reserved guests. It takes us about 110 minutes to arrive there, but we feel as if we've escaped to another culture entirely. The area is under considerable change these days with pressing development and skyrocketing land prices, but in our little community there is little distress since those who've carved themselves a share of this gem are eager to protect the jewel of the coast. David C Nusbickel Jr cre8ed2srv@juno.com

Boy did you hit the nail on the head. [Signs of Age. Or Is It Wisdom?]By the way I think Walter is a pretty sexy guy, and it is all personality. Too bad we can't have a neon sign running across our forehead giving all of our positive traits from the inside of our hearts and souls. Besides mirrors, you forgot to mention those awful Camcorders with their zoom lens. Nothing worse than looking at yourself on one of those videos and thinking you are looking at your mother and it turns out to be yourself. How did they ever get this 20 year old into that body? One of the mysteries of life. Carol J.

Thank you for being here on my PC. [Signs of Age. Or Is It Wisdom?] I look forward to hearing from you each week. You are a constant source of delightful writings to pass on to the many Senior citizens groups that I speak to about the Red Hat Society. You are truly appreciated. Your explanation on ego was priceless. I am so thankful that mine has been replaced with an ability to laugh at myself on a daily basis. Thank you for all your time and efforts, Frank. You are truly appreciated by this Red Hat Society lady. Joan W.

That article on aging was priceless, so funny & true. [Signs of Age. Or Is It Wisdom?]I have learned to enjoy all my age lines as I earned every one of them. Keep them coming. Pamela

True philosophy! True spirit!! [Signs of Age. Or Is It Wisdom?]"We who are about to die salute you." Not that either of us expects to die too soon, even though I'm 85, I look around me at my aged compatriots and am uplifted by their spirit. And I firmly believe that dying leads us to even greater adventures. Not that I'm not occasionally scared about the process. Jean S.

I think Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes said it best Sunday (April 6) "These are the worst times I can remember." He is older than I am and I am 65 and these are the worst times that I can remember. Anyone that thinks this entire war is insane is accused of being a traitor to the country. This is not the America that I have always believed in and cherished. I note that you too were almost apologetic that you have misgivings about the war. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]It is difficult to speak out and enjoy the pledge of democracy promised to all Americans in the constitution. Check out Jack Mabley in the Daily Herald for an articulate older seniors courageous take on this madness. Nancy, Arlington Heights

I am 100% behind our Troops, Our country and our President. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]I have a brother who served in World War II and was in Navy 30 years. He was one of seven that survived the U.SS Beatty that was sunk. I can't imagine anyone protesting anything after 9/11. Do U think it is fair that U have thousands of E-Mail addresses and using them to degrade America. How do you think the families feel when they see Americans protesting while their families are being killed to protect America. Hussein has laughed at America and stated that some Americans were protesting the war because they knew he was right. HOW SICK. Love your comic E-Mails; however, I am a true American and I can't cope with a protester that has access to all the E-Mail addresses and uses that for his own personal use. Sorry, delete my name. B. Sutton

I agree with you whole heartily. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER] What has this world come to. Why can't human beings feel for one another. Why can't we help each other without killing each other. My husband was killed in the Pacific in World War 2. He was a Navy flier, we were married a year, his son never knew his father. I have never been the same since. N. Panveno

Frank , you are entitled to your opinion of whether this war is necessary or not , but I am on the other side of the fence. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]I believe it is absolutely necessary if we are to ever live in peace again. Saddam has been shown to be a butcher and I have no doubts that he has ties to terrorist organization. I read an article the other day about President Bush and the war that was about to start in Iraq. The party that wrote the article stated that Bush was damned if he did and damned if he didn't and I agree with that. Now that the war has started he is being damned by most of the protesters. Now lets suppose that President backed off and didn't start the war. What would happen WHEN and not if we had a nuke or something near as bad dropped on our country. Who do you think would be damned for that? Probably not Saddam or North Korea or any of the others. I can hear the people screaming "Why didn't you protect us , you are the President"? This is my 2 cents worth on this subject and I am going to drop it. N. Laur

Dick Cheney aside, whom I believe is an asshole, I agree with the war. I served, and still believe that war is sometime necessary. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]I disagree with our President on almost everything. But not this. Sometimes we just have to protect our future and not always worry about people. We cannot protect all the peoples of the world. Especially against their own leaders. Do you think that Arafat should still be in power? Just think how many lives would have been saved if he had been taken out 15 years ago. But were to nice. So innocents died. E. Sadowsky

As a Korean War veteran with two purple hearts, two bronze stars, one with a v for valor, and a host of other campaign ribbons, and other badges, I feel qualified to protest this war, without being labeled a traitor. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]I think it is a war brought about by a small group of arrogant, selfish, greedy old men, pushing their figurehead in front of them to do their bidding. The figurehead being George Bush, who is so dumb that he believes his staff, and is going to ruin this country. I have a "Stop the War" sign on my front lawn, and every morning i have to go looking for it, because someone always stops and throws it away. N. Frank

Probably you've heard this before--I can't remember what it is in Latin--in English, though, it's "Don't let the bastards grind you down," Frank. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]You are accurate in your feelings, and even though I am not a man and even though I was never in the Army--God help you!! Fort Leonard Wood--quite a place or so I heard from my husband who was there in the WINTER of 1955--at which place he got pneumonia but wouldn't tell anyone for fear they would not give him a weekend pass--after all, we WERE newlyweds then--despite all that, I agree with your sentiments about this war. Dick Cheney be damned! Jane

Even b4 George W. Bush was made President -- we as Christians knew of Gods plan to install Him in command of our Nation as President (,by prophecy). [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]This was even aired on Sky Angel -Christian T V . ( with many more than 3 witnesses to confirm Gods desire and vision. Today many Americans are quite saddened that some of our own citizenry have defamed and disclaimed this worthy man of God. Many Christian principles are being restored or at least a great start has been made (When was the last time you saw a Christian advertisement on T V? But now we are having more freedom (that had been taken away under the other systems) restored to us. J. Young

After spending 49 of my 60 years as an Army brat, a Navy wife and now married to a retired, disabled Vietnam vet, because I also find this war to be unjust and unwarranted, I am accused of a lack of patriotism and not 'supporting the troops.' [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]I can take it, 'friends' aren't people who only like you when you agree with them. I am not rabid about my views, just honest when someone asks. When congress is inundated with letters demanding better pay, conditions and benefits for our military, when there is the same ground swell of donations for the troops who are killed and wounded and whose lives are disrupted as there were for the civilians casualties of 9/11, and when the 'powers that be' keep our troops out of harm's way unless absolutely necessarily, THEN I will believe our "armchair patriots' support the troops. Until then, in my opinion, a whole lot of people are mistaking nationalism, isolationism, hate, bigotry, racism and prejudice for patriotism. Keep up the good work, Frank. It's nice to hear the voice of sanity in an insane world. K. Burns

Good column! [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]The elder Bush should've taken out "So Damn Insane" when he had the chance. I swear these Bush men are too concerned with playing the good humanitarian than they are playing the game "they" call freeing the world of WMD. I think there's another word for it--let's see now-- could it be Wuss? My husband was a paratrooper in WW2--he passed on 4 years ago, but if he were alive today he'd abhor the way they're tackling this Hussein thing. Well, the Bible says it's gonna' happen and I believe the Bible. Hussein thinks he's the reincarnation of Nebuchadnezzar and we all know what eventually happened to that Dude and his city of Ninevah. (ancient name for Iraq) I guess all we can do is sit back and watch the "rerun". thanks for your insight and wit. D. Harvey

I loved your column and your story about the Maxi Pads. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]I too do not agree that we have to be at war. I think if Pres. Bush ( I respect the office not the man) had given the American citizen more lead in time and let us know what was happening in discussions with the UN and put more pressure on them before committing us to war that the inspection process could have worked without having to go to war......Your comment about "for us or your against us" is so true....This does not sit well with me at all...I think our freedoms are at stake here, he and they remind me of little Napoleons just rolling over any opposition. Frank, I am 63 years old, and for the first time I am afraid for our country, and our freedoms. They are being stomped on more and more each day, not by the terrorists, but by our own administration. In the meantime our seniors can't afford medicine, our public transportation is a mess and getting fewer and fewer of "Our Dollars" Sorry for going on for so long but I am tired of the news telling me that the Pres. popularity is so high when I see all around me people protesting, disagreeing, our economy in the pits, I don't see how this could be true . Do you? Carol Jacob, An American Senior, and proud to disagree on many things...AND THAT IS MY RIGHT THAT I WOULD WILLINGLY FIGHT FOR.

Come on awready, Franko! [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER] Last thing we need is another Michael Moore spouting rhetoric about the 2000 election & exuding visceral venom about all things Bush & anything tilting away from the Party of the Donkey. We already have the Michael looking into the mirror and seeing, reflected, the image of the title of his recent book, Stupid White Men. And we have the unholy Bitchy Bunch consisting of Molly Ivins, Maureen Dowd, Susan Estrich, and Diane Roberts et al to tweak our gag reflex. Give it a rest, Frank; stay with humor & recycle the placards. The IWW is kaput and ,except for the Spanish-American War and the current mix-up ,all wars since Mexican have been under the banner of the party of the Donkey. R. Nolte

Pretty well said indeed! The war, in my opinion, all of the un-'s you have mentioned! And, it's going to damned expensive! So, like you, I'll give my prayers and thoughts to our young troops and continue to ask the tough questions of an administration which seems to be sadly out of step with the world! (And, still, the polls in this country seem to support this expensive extravaganza in a big way! Go figure! J. Kern

So I take it you're a senior liberal Democrat??? Sure sounds that way! So remove me from your e-mails!! I'm sick of you "war protesters" - young or old!! K. Varnell

Way to go, Frank! You have my support - I wasn't a vet, and I am a protester. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]I want our kids -- and sisters and brothers, husbands and wives -- BACK! Safe. I do NOT want this war, I believe it is a hoax and fraud foisted on us by our present Administration (& I am of neither major party). I will do everything I can to help end this war and bring those soldiers back. They are doing what they believe in (even if, unfortunately, our country is there for the wrong reasons), I pray for their safe(est) return. I mourn with the country at the deaths so far, and looking at the faces of the POWs, I cry. It just makes me more determined to keep writing and contacting Congress and the President and Vice President, even if they aren't listening. You aren't alone. S. Mercer

I can not help but believe that the people who are rooting for this war have never had to deal with death first hand. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]My one big question is, why are so many people convinced that if you are against this war you are against the US & our troops? These two convictions are not one! Our troops are the same heroes they have always been. This administration is the problem. I hope we don't have to have anymore dead heroes before the American public wakes up.Thanks for another great column. P. Carson

In my humble opinion you are off base on this one. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]Did you hear Powells address to the UN a while back. Sure he didn't tell all they know about the weapons of mass destruction but I believe when this thing is over we will be amazed at what they find. The people of Iraq are probably the most important reason of all to force Saddam out. The years of atrocities boggle the mind. At least we in the USA don't put our dissidents in vats of acid or put them feet first through a plastic shredder. The world will be a better and safer place when this monster is evicted. D. Carstens

I, too, am a protester of this war and of the man who thinks it necessary, but not a protester of our troops or their safety. C. Walton

Remember 9-11? [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]Remember all the unsuspecting, innocent people who died then? That's why we need to fight this war. I was a war protester during Vietnam. This is a whole different story. They have attacked us in our own country. They have chemical & biological weapons. What are we going to do, just sit back & let them kill all of us? Nobody likes war. But we have to be ready to fight for our most precious possession---freedom. Do you want to live the way they do, or do you like the freedom you enjoy in the US A. ? That's why we have to go & fight them. Anon.

The main beef that I hear from Right Wingers about the war is that Saddam is another budding "Hitler" and if we had jumped right in and got rid of him, it would be one less thorn in our sides over there. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]I feel it's more about oil and money. George Sr. was probably worried about creating another Vietnam and this monkey on a stick, his son, found out what I knew from the beginning...that they have plenty of tricks up their sleeves and it's not going to go as fast and as easy as they THOUGHT. Why should I instinctively KNOW that and our military Braintrusts...didn't??? J. H. L.

Frank, I am always surprised to hear of anyone that objects to the war in Iraq. [CONFESSIONS OF AN OLD WAR PROTESTER]Maybe some cannot believe that Saddam could effect us being so far away, but 9/11/01 should have made believers of ALL in the USA. I am not a "hawk" but these are times that bring danger closer to this country than ever before. Seeing what has been found to date in Iraq (and no weapons of mass destruction have been located YET), the manner in which this country has been fortified can only show the world it was not constructed for defense it was constructed for offense. Saddam and his family are ruthless, heartless individuals that care only for themselves and to hell with others even their own people. They have no mercy for human life and terrorists have the same make up. The more I read and see of this regime the more steadfast I become to remove them from the face of the earth. You may be tired of hearing it but it is true "we appeased Hitler and that war took years and many many lives" now is the time to stop this man. H. Allen

I so miss men in hats! (A Tip of the Hat To a Proud American Tradition) I long for the return of the day when a well dressed man means that he is not only , "dressed to the nines," but tops it off with a well chosen hat.

You are so right, Kennedy did slay the fashion of hats for men and when he did, so many millions of men failed to realize what they gave up. Men look, (and ARE!) taller in hats, they appear distinguished, no matter if the rest of their wardrobes consist of a moth eaten bathrobe and dog chewed slippers. They give an immediate illusion of intelligence, even if they slept through their entire high school career or not. And finally, for those who are, how shall I say it, victims of vacant hair follicles, hats certainly remedy that problem.

The first man I see who dares to have the guts to wear a REAL hat, (not those silly baseball caps) had better look out. For he is going to be swooned over by this. "Suddenly Senior" female! S. Wilson

Hats always were a finishing touch along with polished shoes that set a well dressed man apart from the crowd. Do you suppose we'll ever make any progress teaching guys that the bill of the cap does NOT go in back, and that a backward ball cap and sandals are not the proper accessories to wear with the rented tux to the senior prom ? Even if it is pink, purple or whatever.

You know many of us Geezers do still wear straw hats on the golf course, or fishing. The Dermatologists have convinced us we should. Maybe if we could get the Urologists to help we might convince them that going bareheaded might cause Impotence ( Maybe that's what happened to this 80 yr. old )

I'll enlist in your legion to educate them especially since I have two virtually new Stetsons boxed up and moth proofed ( I hope) on my closet shelf it will just be a matter of whether to wear the Harry Truman Model or the Indiana Jones version.

If this catches on do you suppose we could teach the foreign clothing manufacturers to build a good 7X Beaver Sans the Nike Swoosh ?

Still one of your loyal fans out here in the Midwest. Enjoy Suddenly Senior and oftentimes forward it to some that are not so senior. E. Lee

You should submit this one (A Tip of the Hat To a Proud American Tradition) to NPR. It's needs to be read on the radio D Mehraban

And, don't forget, every man knew to remove his hat when at the table, inside a house of worship, etc., as a sign of respect. S. Raymond

My husband loves hats and caps of the old real-cap variety. He actually spent a ridiculous price for two at Burburry's on our last NY Xmas trip and bought several beauties when we were in Dublin. My Georgia maternal grandpa farmer wore a John B. Stetson and his overalls until he died. My father eschewed hats but loved caps. My paternal step-grandfather worked on the line as a section foreman for the Seaboard Railroad and wore a hat to work and kept it on all day. L. DeCesare

I have a brother who's a phd. (lower case intended) Even Stetson would have a
hard time making a hat large enough. (A Tip of the Hat To a Proud American Tradition) B. Shipero

There was also a great practical joke pulled on guys who had just bought a new Stetson with their initials monogrammed in the sweat band. Pranksters would buy the same hat, similarly monogrammed, a half size larger. When victim hung his hat in the office, they'd switch hats. making his new hat suddenly a tad too big. Pranksters would suggest putting tissue paper in the sweatband to restore a perfect fit. Then - you guessed it - later put the smaller hat back WITH the tissue paper therein.

Think of the fun we're missing - not to mention loss of the great put down "Go shit in your hat!" There has never, to my mind, been a suitable substitute. J. Klock

Perhaps those souls who have to choose between food and pills should buy less food and they would need less pills (10-Million Geezer March). Let me guess, you are supporting the fellow who is suing McDonalds etc. for getting him fat. Sounds like a liberal to me. They treat people like they are senseless. M. Holmes, aol.com
Your article was a blast. [10-Million Geezer March]Once again, KUDOS for your write-up and long may it wave! Maybe someone important might even read your article, least of all the AARP bigwigs who bottom line, don't give a s. I read the Medicare medical plans - and both Republican and Democrat versions stink. You have to spend so much out-of-pocket by the time the government kicks in and helps - you would have to go without food and lots of other things to get to that point. They were pressured in presenting us with something which in turn, really turns into nothing. There's money to be made out there and the Bushies of the world are going to get that huge piece of the pie no matter what! Joan, aol.com

"Finally, if all else fails to move Congress, we threaten to take off our clothes."

Do you think they'd consider it a real threat or a good laff? Arizona Hobo

Great idea! Sign me up. My wife will probably go, too. And she looks GREAT naked. Smitty

Right on again...so how do we get us all up off our keisters? [10-Million Geezer March]In fact what is it going to take for everyone in this country to wake up to the shafting we're all taking by the corporate creeps? L. Hopkins, earthlink.com

[10-Million Geezer March]is fabulous, but what next?? I'm 57 and I don't feel old, but I am frustrated that we of the over 50 sect, probably have more political clout than any other group in the country. The only problem is that we aren't organized. It's pathetic!! Maybe we need to start a political party based on the needs of older Americans. Nobody trusts either party. Maybe we can get John McCaine and Ralph Nader to run for President and Vice President. They are also of the correct age. Also...start some kind of petition drive on line on your website. We Have To Do Something Like This. Things are getting desperate. The pathetic thing is that most politicians are probably over 50.

There is a lot of money to be had from donations of the over 50 sect. They have lots of skill and time on their hands and are the most neglected population in this country. It is time to act. I am pissed of and fired up. Any ideas?????? This is a great idea!!!!! God Bless America, Barry David Butler

Thank you for such needed truth, where so many can easily see it in writing by a credible, intelligent individual, and one to whom other seniors can relate. Do you ever put OUT of your mind, thoughts of "What ever happened to that country I was born into?" Well, we are seeing what "we" saved it and so many others for! I have neither seen nor heard anyone tell it like it is until you. It is a subject people would rather put under the rug, along with so many other shameful truths about getting old in the "richest country in the world." As the old saying goes, "God bless them that has their own."

It is a subject, however, that is used by SO MANY to make money from and build more programs from, including politicians and the health industry for starters. I fear I am bending your ear, or that of whomever may be reading this. Again, thank you so much for the truth. Sincerely, A desperate senior. : )

You say, "I had grown more tolerant (even of fools)," [NOW THAT I FINALLY HAVE MY HEAD TOGETHER, MY BODY IS FALLING APART]Does this include those of us who do not hold your same political beliefs? I recall in late 2000 you were a tad short in the tolerance dept. Anonymous

You're right. I'm still intolerant and impatient when it comes to bribed politicians choosing to give corporations upwards of $200 billion every year in welfare while they won't give the 10 million American seniors with no insurance money the medicine they need, often needed to save their lives. We're the only industrialized country in the world that doesn't provide healthcare for its needy (much less everyone else). I not only get impatient, I get furious.

I think our problem isn't our parts wearing out, the problem is we never appreciated fresh-from-the-factory parts we were issued with a limited 50-year warranty, or 100,000 miles, in the first place. Gar Sleep

Well, I must say you have a way with words. Your description of what must have been very painful was very descriptive and funny, but I must tell you it's not just men who have that problem with not being able to pass a bathroom without going in. The nurse will always ask me, can you give me a urine sample. My response is always the same "No problem". Speaking of doctors - and their simple way of presenting things - that's why they call it the "practice" of medicine, because that's what they are doing......practicing......we are the guinea pigs......and as they say, Old age shore ain't fer sissies. Love your column. Mary S., aol.com

Sorry about your underperforming wee-wee, but plumbing doth not make the man. In my book, you're still a pisser! WRITE ON! Joe, aol.com

First time for me and I want to thank you very much for making my day. A friend of mine suggested I look you up on the Internet because "he is so funny! "Yes, thank you again for making my day. I needed laugh after returning from the hospital for taking Ultrasound test and Mammogram test. because I had double cancer surgery just two years ago and the doctors are keeping a watch on my condition. God Bless you, Anita, aol.com
Your "telling it like it is" and mixing that with knee-slapping humor makes Andy Rooney seem like neophyte humorist. Glenn S., msn.com

You give me so many great laughs. Thank you for your contribution to my enjoyment. Peter Karsner

I'm keeping this column. [How to Get Cheap Drugs]Might not qualify this year, but by next am likely a candidate. Good column. Thanks. Marion G., NYC

The best reference for drug cost vs effectiveness information is your pharmacist. [How to Get Cheap Drugs]It's worth asking about the drugs you've been prescribed, particularly if they are expensive. Cardiac, antihypertensive and GERD drugs can often be substituted with cheaper varieties which have nearly equivalent efficacy and side effect profiles. Sometimes the drugs can be dispensed at higher dosages than what the doctor prescribed and can then be split in half...giving the consumer twice as many doses for the same amount of money.Jami, Registered Nurse from San Francisco

Are you familiar with the drug program of the Veterans Administration? It would behoove you to look into it. [How to Get Cheap Drugs]I am not familiar with all of the rules but we are enrolled (my wife was a WAC) and it is comparatively inexpensive. Bern, aol.com

If any readers can point me to information on the VA's drug policy, I'll let you all know.

Thank you for your tremendous amount of help. [How to Get Cheap Drugs]The cost of drugs is so enormous. The whole situation with pharmaceuticals, politicians, insurance company is enough to send one over the edge. I live alone, am 69 and my husband left seeking greener pastures a few years back and I have $907 a month to live on. Last month I was in the hospital seriously ill for 10 days. I am still recuperating. But my prescription drugs cost over $400 for that month and that is with my doctor providing most of them! Now speaking of obscene.....it's terrible. Thanks again for helping everyone. It's a great service. Mary S., aol.com

Thanks for another excellent article. [When Did We Get Old?]Don't ever get old enough to quit writing because I'm never going to get too old to read your writings. Doris Y., aol.com

These kids are babies. [When Did We Get Old?]In 2003, my high school class is thinking about having a 60th reunion. But he problem is there aren't many of us left. I graduated Jan 43, the boys went to war, the girls worked for the government. I never went to a reunion; I hated school. Ginnie, Class of January 1943, Roosevelt HS, St. Louis

I got old last autumn [When Did We Get Old?]when in the bus a woman about ten years younger than me got up & offered me her seat. OK So I was having a bad hair, skin, body, clothes day, but what the hell!!! That was a serious downer! Blondie

I have some wonderful people around me that show me that growing old is a privilege. [When Did We Get Old?]When we finally get to step out of the rat race we finally have time to contemplate all those things we didn't have time to think about. Beautiful column. Thought provoking, thank you. Cindi Walton

I never feel age. If you have creative work, you don't have age or time. Therese in Canada

In Britain women painted on gravy browning, sold in bottles to colour gravy. [GEEZER TEST! ARE YOU "OLDER THAN DIRT?"]The fussy ones painted a dark line down the back to emulate the seams on the nylons of the day. Bill @ Taylor Travel

That leg makeup was great until the Shriners came to town. In 1945 they took over downtown Grand Rapids and didn't bother to sober up again until they got home. A bunch of them sat on the curb with water pistols and shot at the legs of girls passing by laughing like crazy at the distressed reactions. They got me good. Funny now. Not so funny then. Nylons were rare. If you had a pair and got a run, you took it to the hosiery counter and turned it in for repair. C. Kimrey

When you fly do you not want the most experienced pilots to safely get you to your destination? Pilots now walk the halls of Congress to end age discrimination. Help these pilots end age discrimination by signing a petition. CLICK HERE FOR ENTIRE LETTER. Captain Frank Iafrate, United Airlines

Wow! your are so right!! [WHEN WILL AARP GROW SOME BALLS?]I have to give you credit for bringing up Bushies failed economic "stimulus" package when everyone who even thinks of criticizing Bush is deemed unpatriotic.

There is so much that is wrong with the present administrations economic policies. What we need is a good dialogue on these issues. Yes, the problem is that Bush is more concerned about paying back all the big oil and mining interests that funded his presidential bid than he is about helping the "little people."

People need to wake up to the fact that Bush will bankrupt the country while claiming that we have to spend ourselves on the War on Terrorism. Nanc, aol.com

Ditto everything you said on AARP. I have been saying similar things since the beginning of SCB. Very entertaining and informative. Thanks. Asheva Phillips, Senior Citizens Bureau
Frank it sounds like you are a liberal who thinks everything is the government's fault and doesn't hold people responsible for some of their problems. That is sad! That philosophy is the reason we have so many dependent people in this country. M. Holmes

Guilty as charged. I believe that F.D.R. was right when he said, "The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."

I also try to follow this dictate: "Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me."

To have any American die for lack of medicine is criminal. Frank

1. I dropped my membership in AARP due to their truly not offering me anything for my money.

2. Until the government guys and gals sitting up in Washington have to abide by the laws and insurance benefits that Medicare supplies us, we will never get anywhere. It has to hurt the fellowman that writes our laws before we will see a change. It is interesting that this fact is never talked about.

3. I'm through. Thanks for the chance to make myself heard. Sincerely agreeing with you, D. Yingling

As an AARP member I agree with you. Thanks. J. Westman

How about a grassroots campaign to take over the organization which seems to take delight in making money from Seniors via credit cards, insurance, etc., but which isn't addressing real problems in any meaningful way? J. Treads

Your article gave me second thoughts about AARP. I thought they were a powerful lobby in Washington DC That's why I became a member. J. Anderson

What is the best way to contact AARP to share these same thoughts? What's the best way to contact them in order to be sure that they get the mail? Or better said: what's the best way to get their attention!!! D.Hayes

I wish I knew. I tried contacting them through their Internet site and their AARP Bulletin and never received an answer. Try snail mail to AARP, 601 E St., NW, Washington, DC 20049 or call 1-800-424-3410. Ask for William D. Novelli. Frank

The whole reason that I dropped my membership in AARP some years ago was that I resented the way they acted like a bunch of crybabies. I think that I represent a large segment of the senior age group (my age is 78) and if you would eliminate those who would have the government hand feed them and "take care of their needs", you might have a valid argument. W. E. Rounce

Great piece! Maybe a dumb question, but why can't AARP (or some other organization) set up a nonprofit pharmacy-by-mail like those Canadian outfits? Keep the heat on, Pal.. Maybe we'll see Viagra at Tylenol prices!!!! J. Klock

I have always thought AARP was kind of wimpy but I do use them for room discounts. Later I learned that they were primarily insurance vendors.

As a lifelong Democrat, I loved your comparison of Bush's discount card to Reagan's catsup as vegetable. Scientifically, I suppose catsup has some vegetable-like dietary benefits, but Reagan's (or one of his underling's) remark showed insensitivity to the poor, and how far he would stretch to justify minimizing school lunches.)

My father used to sing a little depression ditty that contained the lines:

Though he saved my bank from bustin
While my business brains was rustin
Though he saved my hide and bacon
He's just got to quit a making
Laws against good honest fakin
In a good old (probably Republican) way ...

J. Willis

Now you are speaking my language. [WHEN WILL AARP GROW SOME BALLS?]Years ago (I won't say how many years)) I accidently joined AARP, sent my first year's dues and began getting their mail. I thought I accidentally joined a new brokerage firm!! One year's dues was all they got from me. Keep up the good work, Frank. You are a guy after my own heart! M. Lyon

HERE'S A GOOD IDEA. ANY TAKERS?

I would like to see our still active seniors set up local programs to harvest old, unused computers and distribute them to individuals in nursing/retirement homes. There are many old folks who are still lucid and who can still learn if given a chance. Local highschool kids would be happy to help refurbish old computers as necessary and instruct the old folks in how to use them. Collecting and distribution could be done by a seniors group. Ken Milton SMSGT USAF Retired

I'm happy to say that I'm 96, and doing most everything you recommend. [Add 5 Years to Your Life]Especially drinking the wine. Richard Bonno Strauss, NYC

I want to say thank you for your excellent stuff! I think your jokes are just blindin' & I really look forward to reading you every week. I'm a bizarre old London fartess living in France far removed from most anglophone jokes-let alone the American stuff but I think you're THE BIZ!! Keep it up--as it were! Jeanne-Marie Trevett

I'm so glad to learn that you know and are spreading the word about food supplements. [Add 5 Years to Your Life]I use those you mentioned--and more. I am 84,. I live alone and have no medical condition and take no medications and stay away from doctors except for accidents.

I take care of my two old horses, mend fences, try to garden despite the wild animals who think I am doing it for them. I play a pretty good game of Duplicate Bridge and I've learned a great deal about computers lately, though I've been on the Internet only about 9 months. I'm cheerful when I'm around other people, but get pretty depressed about the lack of time for everything I need to do.

I enjoy my independence, despite ever-enduring problems with farm machinery, animals eating what I grow, not much money and a rather strange dwelling that I had such hopes and plans for 30 years ago. I managed to go ice-skating 5 times this March. I have no right to feel depressed when I am able to do all these and feel so well at my age. My advice to those who are "suddenly senior" is not to believe the self-fulfilling prophecies about illness and age. Jean Saalwachter

I'm so happy you were born....have brought loads of happiness. thanks. Betty, worldnet.att.net

Keep up the good columns, Frank. It is so nice to visit this site and relive familiar times. Some of the stories are like slipping on a freshly laundered flannel shirt on a crisp fall morning or sipping a tall glass of iced tea warm summer evening. The old cowboy, Donnal

Thanks to your article on Canadian prescription drugs [Canada: Your Prescription for Lower Drug Prices], I was able to save my parents $1,500 a year on their prescriptions at crossborderpharmacy.com. We all look forward to reading your upcoming newsletters. Kim, attbi.com

I like your columns and find them funny. Your political humor though has me concerned.

Knocking Bush because he's the 1st president to return "some" of the money the IRS collected.
Complaining because Bush only gave back "$300" because it didn't really help you "that much". If he had provided more, you would have complained lower than you are now.
Complaining because that those citizens that didn't pay income tax didn't get any refunds (Duh).
Complaining that Trillions will be returned to the rich and not to you or other very poor people is an unworthy statement. You have a retirement, job, and other assets.

Enough of the bull, stick with the non political humor which I find delightful.

A hard working (all my life), income-tax paying, retired old fart. Dave DiCarlo

Love the fact that you take on everyone - no matter color or religion! Diane V., Houston

I just looked at your web site. I'm 79 and I well remember Gabriel Heater and some of the others you mention. [RadioLand Revisited]Very nice site! But just a correction. Garbiel Heater would begin his programs with, "Ah, there's good news tonight!" He did this no matter how bad the news was on any day. He would report the bad news but then he would report some little bright spot in the news. He may have given the bright spot first, I can't recall. But our spirits were all lightened when we heard those lines, "Ah, there's good news tonite!" Ken L., Minneapolis, Minnesota

[Remember When Service Stations Gave Service?]I even have a complete set of flatware one station gave away in Oak Park, Illinois where we lived. I surely remember well! Mary, cs.com

I also had much used, secondhand 41 Ford -- sedan. [Remember When Service Stations Gave Service?]A real gem. No one else could drive it because it wouldn't stay in second gear unless you held it. (Floor shift, of course.) It came to me without a gas cap, but the rag stuffed into the opening kept out most of the rain until one night we had a real storm.

Next day I chugged and jerked into my cousins filling station to see what was wrong. He opened the hood and nearly fell over laughing. Some of the parts were tied together with an old nylon stocking. When he checked the glass gauge on the fuel pump he discovered it was 9/10th full of water! The 1/10th gas was just enough to get me there! He told everybody in town I had the only car he'd ever seen that ran on H2O. Those were the days, weren't they! Cay, aol.com

I remember an after-school job at the corner Red Crown (Standard of Indiana) station taking care of the "Ice House." In those days, not everyone had an electric refrigerator, so as well as the Ice Man who made his rounds, a lot of the "Service Stations" sold ice.

You went in the little house where it was kept, and with your ice pick you cut the proper sized block from a big 300# block and with a pair of ice tongs you set it on the back bumper or on some cars the bumperette ( No bumper all the way across, just little short ones on each side of the spare tire) Keep Suddenly Senior coming and if I ever find the answer, I'll tell this 25yr. old inside me what the hell happened. Ed, worldnet.net

Thanks. [Remember When Service Stations Gave Service?]This is the kind of stuff i like to read in my e mails. i like a good joke also but sure don*t like the language to be too raunchy. am passing on the one for april 10,. makes us sit up and realize we had a darn good life back in the '40s and '50s when the money hungry mongrels were just beginning to be born. Marilyn, cell2000.net

What nostalgia! Des Plaines, IL!! When I was at Maine we often stopped by that MacDonalds for lunch. Indeed, it was the first. When I went back to Park Ridge for my class reunion a few years ago we drove past that original again and it seemed 100 years since I'd been there.

Before I forget though I want to tell you how thrilled my mother has been with your Canadian pharmaceutical find. That was by far the most seriously useful Suddenly Senior you've produced. I'll bet you've had tons of comments on it. In fact, Fran went with the one you chose and has now ordered all 7 of her prescriptions which should arrive any day. The Canadian doctor who phoned her was SO sweet, calling her "dear," and so compassionate -- I told her I thought he might be an actor well versed in bedside manner long distance. Anyway, she is most grateful to you. Susan P., Miami

Think of getting 5 gallons of gas and getting change from a dollar. [Remember When Service Stations Gave Service?] It actually was like that. I am not old enough (Lord that sounds funny) to remember anything prior to the '30s, but I sure remember the '40s & '50s. Bill, mmcable.com

The old gas stations with the glass tops, and the outside coolers where you could dip into the bin and find a Nesco O So Grape, then guzzle it down on a hot summer day. Yes, those could be the good old days. We were so repressed, it's lucky any of us could figure out who to marry, what you had to know to get married, and how to stay married.

Looks like things haven't changed in that department today. Girls didn't have it so easy. You weren't supposed to know anything about sex and you sure as heck weren't supposed to be doing it. A sure way to get pregnant was about all we learned about it. Plus girls would be called bad names and they got reputations for feeling their oats.

On the other hand, guys were doing normal things, you know, forcing themselves on you, not giving up about it, and trying to get you alone as often as possible. What did they know? Their hormones were leading them around by the ....nose? Well, today is a lot better in so many ways than those growing up years, mostly cuz we know more and aren't afraid of what might happen. We know what can happen and we look forward to it. Ain't love grand! Pat Johnson

I think it took a great deal of courage for you to write this column [The Insane Judgment of Andrea Yates]and I thank you for it. Too many people think mental illness is something to be ashamed of. I have never gone through what you or Andrea Yates went through, but I have gone through a terrible depression years ago. To this day, I hurt for anyone going through that. Thank God, I came through it with an understanding husband and a good psychiatrist. Also, it drew me nearer to God and to this day, when I have an anxiety attack, I talk to Him and he sees me through it. Ruth L.

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Just thought I would tell you about my experience with seniorfriendfinder.com <http://seniorfriendfinder.com>. I joined up a week ago and my account wasn't approved as of this evening. I tried to send a second query (I sent them an email a couple of days ago) and the link was a bad gateway. I tried a couple of times to get through but found bad links of one sort or another so I deleted my account. Eric in Victoria BC

You certainly are putting out some valuable and encouraging info. [Making Maturity Pay]For the 66 plus Americans (in the s.s. category). Those of us who aren't there yet know we soon will be, and I already empathize with every feeling out there among the seniors. Bravo for bringing us together and promoting compassion and understanding for our fellow Americans! Keep It Up, We'll start a revolution! Penny McGee

Quit my job? [Making Maturity Pay]Never! I love this newsletter. Thank you for it, my friend. Sharon M., conflict.net

Just a word to say, THANKS, for a job well done....you must enjoy what you are doing or you would not be doing it in your seasoned years. Have a wonderful day......you deserve it !!!!!!!! Bill Quilty

[Making Maturity Pay]reminded me of a friend who ran a fair sized business in the early sixties. One of his big pluses was that he never hired anyone under 35. Doing that, his problems with personnel went to almost zero. (nothing is perfect) Bernie Shapiro

Amen to hiring mature adults!! After a 34 year teaching career, I am now working part time with the local chamber of commerce. I still get to tell people where to go! Carole, aol.com

I'm forwarding [Making Maturity Pay]to everyone on my mailing list (with the exception of teenagers) because it may be of help to some of them, or to someone they know. Frank, you're highly entertaining, and come up with a H e double ll of a lot of interesting info for Seniors. Thanks. Bill J., mmcable.com

I'm far from "senior" (I'm 36) but I share your sentiments about the removal of hats from our society. [A Tip of the Hat To a Proud American Tradition]I, for one, am doing something about it. I'm wearing my vintage fedora when I go places. I get a few curious looks, but mostly. I think people are admiring the way it looks (or perhaps admiring my courage for rebelling against the ball cap mentality.) The other day, I ran into another 30 something year old guy at the grocery store who was also wearing a fedora. Our eyes met and we nodded to each other. I believe that one by one we can bring it back.

I would encourage you to join us. Simply get on eBay... buy back your vintage hat (or one like it) and start wearing it!!! Otherwise, you're just another one of those bareheaded men in the crowd. Thanks for the article. I enjoyed it. Tim P., heapy.com

[The First Rule of Geezerdom]really nailed seniors' obsession with illness. No wonder you're called "The Andy Rooney of the Internet!" Pepper Johnson, Boston

Please add me to the list to receive Suddenly Senior. Your articles are so funny -- and so wise and kindly. I am someone who seems to have became a senior and still can't figure out what happened. I appreciate every bit of humor and wisdom I can find. C. Post, WebTV

My answer is [The First Rule of Geezerdom]that I know what, when, where and why but I don't know how. Same goes for Hi. Response low or maybe in the middle. Same goes for "See You Later", "Oh that's nice, and " Exactly what time do you have in mind? The nicest thing I ever heard from a market cashier was in West Virginia: "'Think of something else please." Bill Stephenson, 50more.com

Your best Suddenly Senior yet! [Canada: Your Prescription for Lower Drug Prices]I immediately printed it up for my 76-year-old mother, who will greatly benefit from your research. Thank you SO much. Now if the doctors would come clean and the pharmaceutical companies stop spending their fortunes spoiling our dinners with side effects like gas and poop on TV, maybe drug prices would come down here a bit. Good for you sending us to Canada -- the US deserves it. Lauren Flanagan, Milwaukee

When we were in Mexico , we visited the pharmacy with the cleanest building and sign to see what deals there were. The selection was limited for US brand names (and there were scarce new drugs- e.g., no Vioxx or Celebrex, but we did manage to buy a six month supply of anti-hypertensives for approximately one month's copay in the US. The service was good, but there was no time for consultation. If you didn't know what to ask for, they handed you a xeroxed list and walked away. Sam Brough, Fla.

Thank you so much for this article. [Canada: Your Prescription for Lower Drug Prices]I have a friend that spends over half of her income on her medicines. It is a crime that we Americans can't get as good a deal in our own "greedy" country. Glad you actually tested it out and found it beneficial for you. Susan Jane Thompson, Fargo

Congratulations, Frank, on a fine piece of investigation and instructions re: Canadian drugs. Will pass it along to friends who are still going the old-fashioned way of traveling up there to get the same thing done that you have shown can be done by tel. only. Good man!! Don Nichols. Shelton, WA

Your Canada drug prices item strikes a topical note here in the UK and I'd like to republish it on 50plus-feeling30. I'd be republishing the Canada story mainly, of course, for any readers in the US who might not read your site; but also to make the point here in the UK that we should count our blessings.

My wife and I are both over 60. That means we, like everyone else over 60, automatically pay NOTHING for any prescriptions written for us by our GP. And still people are slagging off the National Health Service whenever they can. Sure we might have to wait a while for non-emergency treatment. Like we might have to wait 6 months for a scheduled new hip replacement. So . . . it's still all free ! Barrie Etherington, editor

We are being ripped off. [Canada: Your Prescription for Lower Drug Prices]Unfortunately, the Democrats are in bed with the Republicans in taking money from the pharmaceutical companies coupled with the $12 billion spent each year to propagandize the doctors and hospitals in the US. So called marketing in nothing but pocket picking but the American people don't object. It is amazing. Jim Mullins, Miami

I just ran across your site buried and forgotten in my bookmarks. With memory retention being the way it is I'd like to be on you email list. Looks like I'll not be alone with my weird sense of humor. Wish I could find similar minded weirdoes in Madison, WI. And since I've been out and accepting myself as Gay for the past 10 years (closeted and living a lie for the first 70) I didn't notice any LGBT (Lesbian, Gay. Bisexual, Transgendered if you need the info) references, but I'd like to see them included or find a similarly interesting site oriented toward LGBTs. Any ideas? But if you're happy in the 90% straight world I'll forgive you and enjoy anyway! Colin R., chorus.net

Being in the closet for 70 years must be some sort of record! Especially in Madison. Don't you know that's about the most liberal city in the US? I'm sure you do. Great town, actually.

Please feel free to pass on any LGBT stuff you think would work on Suddenly Senior. I'll certainly include them my "Other Good Stuff" section. Remember, getting old ain't for sissies. Or is it? That's a bad joke, I'm sorry. Seriously, I do believe getting old is more difficult for gays. Maybe you could send along how to cope stuff, and I'll start a gay section. Be glad to, you know.

One of your greatest columns! [Looking for Mr. Oldbar]I've printed it out and am displaying it here at Clay Tower, where you now have many new fans. Jack Falon, Eugene OR

Great jokes as well as delightful insight into senior life! [Looking for Mr. Oldbar]Keep up the good work, Frank. Carole, aol.com

Your comments made my day! [Incredible, Shrinking Me]I try to get a good belly laugh at least once a day, makes me feel good, & this did it. You are not going to believe it, but I have been mulling over something similar in my mind for a couple of months now & even contacted my muse & discussed it. I sent her a copy & we both agreed that aging 101 is a great idea. Maybe you could go somewhere with that. Or after reading your piece I've no doubt you write the whole thing.

I hope you don't mind that I cc'd a few friends. Incidentally, I agree about the demise of the term golden-ager (what's golden, not the change in my retirement package!) however, I'm not so keen either about senior. There's got to be a better word somewhere. Anyway, thanks for sending that out, it was a doozie! (Now that's a word that dates me!) D. Hayes

Actually, my wife and I are in the process of writing just such a book. So far as we know, there's nothing like it on the market. And it's certainly needed! But don't let me stop you from writing your version. The more self-help books for folks like us, the better.

I laughed at this one. [Incredible, Shrinking Me]Not only am I shrinking, my feet are growing! As to the acid stomach? My first prescription for an acid reducer came today. So, this happens to most of us, eh? Well, glad you're around to make us laugh at the inevitable. Keep doing Yoga and Tai Chi! Martha Stuart Smith, Hollywood CA

Mark Twain said we don't reach perfection after we've been dead for awhile. [Incredible, Shrinking Me]Another reason, acc. to him, that we should start dead and work backwards to youth. Then again he and Rooney are my two fav. curmudgeons. Jane T, aol.com

The difference between TV and radio [Radioland Revisited]can be encapsulated in one word: "imagination". Radio is an active medium requiring the listener to use his or her brain to conjure up the setting, the appearance of the speaker[s] etc. TV is a passive medium requiring no exercise of the imagination and the viewer absorbs information like a sponge. J.M., Palm Beach FL

I found your column about old time radio programs really delightful. It brought back memories of a gentler, kinder era. I wish I could listen once again to some of these programs which I know are still being broadcast and hosted by Stan Freeberg. Unfortunately, I'm not able to receive them in this area. Agee Navart

Does anyone know where these old programs are being broadcast? Please let me know.

Where do you get all this great stuff about senior citizens?: The material makes a dull afternoon go by very quickly.

You left out one program I listened to while my babies were napping: Helen Trent [Radioland Revisited]: "Can a woman over 35 years of age still find Romance?" Keep up the good columns! Mary Lyon

Really enjoyed going back with you to all the wonderful days of Radioland. [Radioland Revisited]Even mentally replayed a theme songs... and some word... "who's that little chatterbox, the one with pretty auburn locks," etc,etc....JACK ARMSTRONG, JACK ARMSTRONG... the A-l-l American boy. L.H. Bothworth

Hey, without a mother (passing at childbirth) and absentee Sailor Dad, evenings spent alone with widowed grandpop [Radioland Revisited], I listened to all three WW II radio commentators and drew no distinction between them. And sitting next to a kid in kindergarten with the weird name of Wolf Blitzer didn't help! Only kidding, I knew it was Walter Windshield (as I use to call him as a toddler.) As to Mr. Windshield's sponsors, was it Windex or Jergins? (Sorry!) G.S., aol.com

Enjoyed your Radio Land piece. In Seattle there was a late-nite radio program called, Theater of the Mind," which played many of the old time programs. Yes, it did challenge the mind to imagine the scenes the programs' described on the air. On the other hand, does not require the mind to do any work, and at the end of the evening, one must ask oneself:, Why did I waste the whole evening on TV? "

Trivia: in our home, circa 1944 or so, we had a floor model Majestic. I used to place our hassock ( you must have had one in your home too!) in front of the Majestic on certain evenings of the week at dinnertime (had a limited dispensation from my folks), placing a dinner tray on it to listen to some favorites. Remember Pepper Young, Henry Aldrich, Ma Perkins, etc., etc.? As Archie and Edith would say, "Those were the days!" Don Nichols-Shelton

I'm only 48! It was by mere accident that i stumbled on to your site. Didn't think it was for me, hesitated a moment to glance around! Am i ever glad i did! Laugh, I've been laughing for an hour now, can't take it anymore! Have to get back to work! But let me tell you - I'll definitely be back! All i can say is that if i can manage to endure the laughter and achy face muscles, it is with much anticipation that i look forward to my silver years! This is a class act! Judith Johnson

We and all our readers love your column. I especially like your New Year's column, and just as soon as I'm able to retire one day (if ever) I WILL go out and help save the world. GOOD THOUGHTS!!! We hope you and your wife are enjoying living in your new "digs," and that we'll all have many more Happy, Prosperous New Years. We look forward to more columns. Keep us laughing!! Pat and Darrel Teeters, The Yucaipa Valley Messenger

I just want to say a big thank you for your weekly column...... I'm one of those people that forwards your emails to others! In fact that's how I got on your mailing list a friend forwarded it to me! Keep up the good work! Vickey Bryant

You do such a great service. It's remarkable.......Thanks a million from one who enjoys this very much. Mary Siedlecki

I am ex-RAF, and now an American citizen (since 1963). I no longer qualify for British veterans benefits, and cannot qualify for GI vets benefits. Seems that I have fallen between the cracks.

I landed in Arromanches, France with a Main Signals Unit on D+22 but I cant even get my Normandy medal, as they need a US vet discharge paper to award this. Got any ideas, or suggestions in this matter?? Russ Sinnock, della@tnni.net

Very funny column! [CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR THAT SENIOR IN YOUR LIFE]Do they make a Clapper that can find my lost youth? Samuel C., Fargo ND

Around our house, we call you the 'Andy Rooney of the Internet.' Funny. Smart. Right on target. Thanks, Frank, for getting us to laugh at ourselves. Clio P., Columbus OH

Your column is very much appreciated. You make these dark days a bit brighter. Thank you, Ray B., Austin TX

One embarrassing memory [How to Win the War Fast. Senior-style.]the school had a contest between two homerooms for bringing in most toothpaste tubes, some kind of prize. The kids where bring in glue tubes any kind of tubes. Being only 11 years old, I brought in my dad prep. h. tube and drooped it on the teachers desk. Im 71 now and still see the the look on her face when I think about it. Oh well we won the war anyway. Hugh W., att.net

I read your column in The Independent in the Florida Keys. [Has the Tragedy Changed Your Life?]

I am not a Senior but it did represent to me more of how I feel than lots others that I've read and seen. I am a transplanted NYer and I feel the tragedy very deeply. I get very tired of people saying we should move on, go out, go on vacation, go to dinner, spend all your money, help the economy.

I don't feel like going out to dinner. I don't want to spend money. I want to grieve, to mourn, to feel my feelings. In this society we are so used to masking our feelings. If you feel bad, eat something, take a pill, go to the doctor and get a prescription. Do anything but Feel your Feelings. Anyway, I appreciated your article even if it appeared in a rival paper to the one I currently work for! Lisa Figaredo

Yes, [Has the Tragedy Changed Your Life?]it has, in that I'm trying to live closer to the present moment and not future trip so much. I will not let the fear of "what might happen" run my life.

Whether we realize it or not, it's always been one day at a time...this goes for everything in our lives. There are no guarantees. We are OK right now...Now is the only reality. Stay in the now and live, now. Practice being in the now. Here is a beautiful meditation video to watch. http://www.peacebreath.com Nancy MacLean Coppola, Key Biscayne FL

I loved your last Suddenly Senior [Has the Tragedy Changed Your Life?]. I feel the same. Everyone does. My head aches constantly. I feel weak and droopy. Therapy helps. I've printed out the Suddenly Senior and will give it to my elderly mother today. Elizabeth Moore, San Diego

Also having trouble sleeping [Has the Tragedy Changed Your Life?]and anxious about planned trip to New York next week. To add to your statistics, 29,000 children die every day (mostly in Third World) from malnutrition or easily curable infectious diseases like TB, measles and malaria. But we've always known that and certainly our country does little to help. Linda H., Miami

Oh I just had to reply to your poignant [Has the Tragedy Changed Your Life?]! Yes, I too was overwhelmed, grief stricken and in fear. And then I got mad. I got madder than I have ever gotten in my 53 years on this earth. I got so mad that for the first time, I faced hate, heart to evil.

Yes, my life did change. Evil does that. But from that evil, I VOW that I have, finally, truly learned a costly lesson about my precious freedom and the preciousness of life. I will never take either for granted again. Sunny Wilson, aol.com

Thanks for your thoughts. I'm more in a state of general malaise [Has the Tragedy Changed Your Life?]. Everything is just sort of dull and gray. The one thing I do each week that connects me back to my heart is to work at the wildlife care center at the Audubon. Taking care of the injured critters --even though many of them are too injured to survive--matters, somehow. And during the time I'm there it's like meditation. You have to be totally focused on the birds. How you hold them, where they are when you enter their cage to feed them. It feeds my soul. Barbara Carnegie, hevanet.com

I think this is an excellent article [Has the Tragedy Changed Your Life?]and sharing your experience is giving everyone else permission to share theirs. There's a pall over NYC, almost like a gray blanket of fear, grief, anger and powerlessness that is hard to live under.

We all go through out days one step at a time, but there isn't a sense of safety or security even when I am in my own home. I don't even like baseball but I'm following the World Series for the first time ever -- routing for those Yankees. I've long had a crush of Joe Torre -- to me he is the quintessential, authentic male. He cries, he brings a child on stage who lost his dad -- just a really decent guy.

It's interesting in this profession to see who cares about others and those who are totally unaffected -- it's all about the bubble they're in, and I find that sad because they are missing even the connection we have in grief and anxiety. Thanks so much for such a thoughtful piece. M.A., aol.com

We're going to be the first generation that doesn't ever grow up -- at least I intend to be part of that generation and I think you are also part of that -- the more old we get, the more outrageous we become and sober at the same time! luv. JoAnne P., Los Angeles

You and Carolyn are incapable of being old farts!! [Retirement Community Not End of the World]You just need to discover with your Tai Chi, etc. all that you haven't done yet because you were working! Marcy H., Philadelphia

Frank and Carolyn -- With you two there, [Retirement Community Not End of the World]it's only the beginning!! You are exactly what that community needs!! There was a play in the 50's, in fact it might have been a movie, about someone who is outrageous and gets into an old folks home and wakes them all up -- do you remember something of this sort? I think Clifton Webb was in it. M.A., NYC

Love it! [Retirement Community Not End of the World]My grandfolks settled in NALCREST (National Assn. of Letter Carriers REST) near Lake Wales. They loved it, everyone was retired, alike. But when we would visit everyone would warn us about the fire ants & gators and as we Chicagoans would head for the pool or beach in our swim suits on an 80 degree day the locals in their jackets would just shake their heads. Enjoy. Rick, Olywa.net

That's [Retirement Community Not End of the World]one of the funniest columns you have written. But I wouldn't want to be living in a condo with a Mosque attached...some of those ol' codgers are WW2 vets, and i bet one of them has an old souvenir bazooka lying around somewhere. Rick W., Key West

i was in italy a number of yrs. ago, and love rome, as well as paris and southern Spain...oh, to have money, money, money. but i was quite worried about you -- developed a liking for your persona and wondered where you were.

things are so different for everyone since 9/11, and my really psychotic and paranoid patients are asking for guns to "go to war".......stock market hurt, too. shirlee morris dwyer

I enjoyed reading your column very much. Lots of laughs. I was on the net looking for an exercise program for 50-something ladies that would not require hours of sweat and punishment to maintain my figure. Oh well, I found your humor instead. Laughing is good exercise~~isn't it? Barb M., neo.rr.com

I've been reading your weekly Suddenly Senior jokes to the gang in my corner of the office and we're all wondering when you will be out here to headline at the Improv in Tempe, Arizona? Keep in mind that you are reaching the 20-somethingaudience--I am 27 and the others are 24, 23, and 30 (30 going on 16, that is), and we especially liked the Bin Laden sex change bit ... keep the jokes comin.' Jonathan Smith, Senior Scene

Just came across your 'Suddenly Senior' site and thought it was brilliant. I'm not quite in that age range (getting close!) but my interest is one as an editor of a free new sheet for over 50's in Northern Ireland. I frequently surf for news and views worldwide to include in this monthly and I must say I will be recommending your space for our seniors to visit. Sharon L. Gillespie, Publications Manager, Davenport Publishing Ltd, Belfast

I have not run Suddenly Senior for the past two months, the "having sex and girdle article" [Have Sex Like You Were 19 Again!]really pissed off some of my readers. Is there a web site I can read several stories and pick out the ones that won't offend them? Rick, Editor, Senior News

Frank, the first things I look at upon receiving the [Olympia, Washington]Senior News is Suddenly Senior and Mr. Modem. I was 72 in March and recognize all of the years ago programs you list in the latest edition of the News. [As Seen on TV]Of the new ones, I would watch only three, but would jump at the chance to see all of the older ones over and over again if they were available. Is there a message there? Keep up the good work! Don Nichols - Shelton, aol.com

I liked this so much [What Women Should Know By The Time They're Senior], I'm saving it for when my printer works! Joy Greisen, Dallas

I agree with everything in your commentary. I work for a politician, a decent politician, and she keeps talking about retiring because she is sick of the influence from money of the special interests telling people how to vote. I will also tell you that Dennis Hastert is no better than Newt Gingrich, and in some ways worse because he likes to portray himself as this humble, small town "coach". What a joke. He is a hardened politician who takes his orders from Tom DeLay. Nothing will change if these "old boys" keep getting reelected. Nancy, aol.com

I enjoy reading your pieces, particularly liked the one today about seniors reminding the nation about what "citizens" are all about. Unfortunately, don't think it will work. More and more people pay less and less attention to what's going on. The media focuses only on the latest scandal and no one watches as the country is stolen by the oligarchs. Elenore Parker, Aardvark Express.com

This morning I passed your column on to the director of Etowah Senior Center. Just received a message from her indicating that she distributed it to several others in surrounding counties. Keep up the good work, Frank, Seems lots of folks will be looking in at Suddenly Senior. Linda Sisk

I picked up Milestones at the bank today and read your column "Dinosaur for Hire". How true it is. I'm 62 and a few months ago I answered an adv. for a sales person for a local cemetery co. The manager, about 45, and his assistant, about 30 asked me if i was well to do and just looking for something to do.

I replied I work because i need money, just as they do. The job was i was to receive their telemarketing leads and go to peoples' homes and sell them space. At the same time they hired me they hired two others, a 32 and a 40 year old. After 4 weeks and much grumbling among the much younger management about me "just being there to keep myself busy" I had not received one lead. The other two they hired were given multiple leads. Then one day i was called into the managers office and informed that since my sales were so poor (Actually i had scrounged up more sales than the others had, without their leads) they had to let me go. Actually by then i was glad to get out of there.

Your article hit home. Laws or no laws that's exactly the way it has been, is, and will be. Don T., aol.com

I'm a new reader of Vintage Journal. Your Suddenly Senior column says it's for people who are suddenly senior before their time. That caught my eye. So, I took a look at your web page. Still, I'm confused. Maybe I'm more "senior" than I thought. Actually, I've laughed at myself a lot because I began living as a senior when I was about 45. Do you become "senior" earlier than what would normally be classed senior? Just curious and/or confused. Linda S., icx.net

"Senior" is what you want it to be. Because advertisers don't recognize the existence of American's over the age of 55, AARP made 50 the "official" starting age for seniordom. For me, senior is an age when you don't take yourself too seriously, you make efforts to enjoy life to the fullest, to learn, to love, to respect. If you started doing that at 45, more power to you!

You are sooooooo bright and clever!!!! this [Spending Your $300 Rebate]is a masterpiece and i shall forward it (with copyright info) to all i know. at the end of one shitty day, this really made for super reading -- laughable as hell, but some painful truth between the lines. Shirlee D., Chicago

Why are you not more grateful to W . [Spending Your $300 Rebate]You got a wonderful funny jaundiced column out of the gag . You got to say everything we all wanted to say only you do it better. Suzy, Miami Shores FL

Excellent, Frank! [Spending Your $300 Rebate]I want that tiger! Dorothy T., San Diego

Good column, Frank..[Spending Your $300 Rebate] But the reference to the bare breasted women in theSouth Seas will piss off the still single 35 year female old editors, who will use it as an excuse not to run your column in their Frozen Sneakers, Iowa Gazette. Jackson Smith, Davenport, Iowa

You have a lot of courage posting those remarks about the $300. tax rebate. If you grew up in Park Ridge, you came from the heart of "compassionate" conservatism. It is still the same. The rest of suburban Cook County is leaning more to the Democrats, Independents, or at least the John McCain type of Republicanism, but Park Ridge holds fast for the dumb one. Interesting,since I work for a politician, while Park Ridge is still conservative, Al Gore carried Maine Township this past election!! Nancy B., Park Ridge, Ill.

Loved the Brain Bloat -- when I think of all the trivia that's in my head it's a wonder I can get a sentence out! Carla L., New York City

Love your stories, love the topic. [Senior Brain Bloat. Exposed!]I have senior moments frequently. Jim Kittelberger, Editor, The Public Reader

About [Senior Brain Bloat. Exposed!]A friend of mine claims we are suffering from a disease still undiscovered by the AMA. He calls it C.R.S. (Can't Remember Sh...(inola) Don M., aol.com

This is the best senior site ever! Thanks for a wonderful job. Ruth Sherer, earthlink.com

Thanks for reminding all of us that we all commit little bigotries everyday. [Prejudiced? Me?]Not fun to look at, but important to do. June C., msn.com

I loved the column you sent [Prejudiced? Me?]. I felt a lot of togetherness, since I was raised in West Central Arkansas. In school we did not have "colored" people. We did not even pee in the same toilet. But, of course, us white boys could sleep with "colored" girls. Didn't make sense then, and it don't now. Tom Nance

I especially like your Suddenly Senior column this week [Prejudiced? Me?], and I'll forward it to my kids. Dr. L. Roberts, University of Miami

You don't have a You Know... col. But here is a revelation. Summer has just now come to our part of the planet, and just now i was searching for a short sleeved shirt. It occurred to me that for the first fifteen years of my life i didn't know they made short sleeved shirts. They were just the ones mom cut off the sleeve after you wore out the elbow. i don't know if you can use this but sharing it with you. Ed Tokarchik

I have spent the afternoon reading, and laughing in your site. Also finding much information and have sent it to about 40 of the members of Senior Com. Have heard from about 23 of them and they think it is "delicious". Since my son (Jack Mayberry http://www.Jack.Mayberry.net/) is a standup comedian perhaps I can appreciate the work you put into your website. I will be sure and let our local newspaper and the one in Chattanooga know about your magazine and website. In fact, I may slather it all over the internet since I think it is so great. Sharlene L., hotmail.com

You say "To this day, [Let's Hear it for the Silent Generation! ]I won't eat tongue, our family's only meat dish for years." I thought we were special just to have tongue. Loved it with mustard!! Serious here!!.. I think my mom had something to do with that!! Charlotte L, webtv.com

What delightful information to have! [Presidential Pride]Why anyone would be so impressed is beyond me, but maybe you have to be 80 to get it. I received letters and pictures from Bill Clinton just for sending a contribution for the Democratic party and haven't been able to get them to stop! Good info though. Thanks. Jackie O., Honolulu

I shall always remember Gorgeous George, who has long since vanished. Thanks for the memory, because it jogged mine, and I knew you'd just be dazzled to know that I actually saw that man on many occasions. You columns are FUN!!! Pat Teeters, The Valley Messenger

PS Oh, yes, sometimes he wore purple and dyed his hair to match!!! And, sometimes the turkeys were dyed purple, too.

I thought it was interesting that your idea of "aging gracefully" [Aging Gracefully? Stop it!]Was J.C. Spitznagel gaping after "beautiful young women". Then later you bash women "of a certain age" who stuggle to look young. See the connection? What are these women to do when even J.C. won't give them a second glance anymore? Meg R., aol.com

Please forgive me, Meg. Whatever you think, I truly love women. My point about those women of a certain age is that they don't love themselves, and that's the pity. Read my "In Praise of Older Women."

I agree with the thesis writer [http://www.suddenlysenior.com/thesis.html], Suddenly Senior is the best senior site on the web, number two would have to be 2young 2 retire. Being over 60 and still interested in the finer things in life, I am looking for a senior erotic website. A place to discuss fantasies, meet people and perhaps some sexy skin. What do you think?

Any ideas, readers? Write me. Frank

Your analysis of the situation is correct and I work for a Republican legislator!! However, I myself am Independent and I am amazed that Bush has such a high approval rating with the general public. What are these people thinking of? The tax cut is useless for any but the very rich. With two oil men running the country is it any wonder that gas prices are so high? When will the country wake up and see that our hard earned social programs are being dismantled because the rich insurance companies want to take over our benefits. Yikes!! Teddy, aol.com

Wonderful column! [I Wish I'd Been This Young When I Was 20]Just came home from another day canoeing on the river. We may not fly, but we are darn good floaters. We remind each other that the day we stop doing something is the beginning of the end. Keep flying, Dorothy P., Honolulu

Enjoyed the column on ballooning, Frank, especially the idea of continuing to take risks. Howard gave me a balloon ride over the California desert for a birthday some years ago, and it was one of my best experiences ever. Cheers. Marika Stone. www.2young2retire.com

That is the funniest column I've read! [Key to Great Sex.]. Obviously I don't get articles on testosterone, but I get some pretty strange ones. How do we get on these weird mailing lists? Victoria P., worldnet.com

I sure needed a great laugh and this one did it [Key to Great Sex]. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants...guess I need Depends beside ADS next to my night stand "just in case" of a surprise uplifting! Thanks for the fun. Judith L., aol.com

That was soooooo funny [Girl's Choice]. God, I remember those dances and thought the boys were sooooo dumb!!! But, I will not tell you about my first date. Judy V., msn.com

Frank -- You outdid yourself this week with the Week's Best Jokes! Excellent and hysterical! Lucy D., Chicago

Thank you for your wonderful articles [Glimmers]. I look forward to each of them. Today, on my 65th birthday I received Glimmers. Coincidence?????? Virginia Contrino

I would love to get E-mails of your articles. Humor is absolutely necessary to my life these days. Being 74 years old is lonely, frightening, sometimes very funny, and many things on a daily basis. The difficult aspect is not having anyone with whom I can discuss many of the facets of this part of life. I've looked for chat places but am not pleased with the few I've found so I've just given up for the moment. Thanks for listening!!!! Lenore Allen, Florida

That is a wonderful story. [My Father's Brief Affair.]I remember very little about your parents. But, the one thing I do remember was how much they loved each other. I remember visiting them (the one time I ever did) and your dad going to work and when he backed out of the garage, your mother stopped the conversation to go over to the window and wave good-bye to him. I always hoped I could be married to someone who loved me that much and I had always hoped I would love someone that much. Fortunately, I married Lee. Many hugs, Cousin Cindi

Well, I have laughed myself silly reading your columns tonight. Bless the friend who sent me your' URL today! Please don't ever stop producing such wonderful reading and memories. This is great I feel like I have found a gold mine! Wanda Smith

This may be the most important piece you have done [When Will TV Get Real?]. Why not submit it to a publication with far-reaching audience such as Reader's Digest? Cathryn Kimrey

Just wanted you to know that I enjoyed your porches article [What Happened to Front Porches?], and wanted you to see that some of us in the attempt to go back to the good old days are again putting porches on our houses. I enjoy your column and invite you if you get to Long Island, NY to come sit and enjoy a lemonade on our porch [below]. Thank you for always providing a super column. Marian, aol.com

Gosh, did you bring back memories to me when I read this column [What Happened to Front Porches?]. Porches, cherry cokes (personally I preferred lemon cokes), catching lightening bugs, etc. How about Giant Steps? Tag? Red Light, Green Light. Maybe today we're a much better country, but personally, I preferred what we once had. Not having to worry about locked doors, murders every day, sexual harassment. If only our young people could live what we did. I wonder what they would say. Anyway, I truly enjoy your column and thank you for all you have brought to me and to others. Hope you had a Happy Valentine's Day. Ruth, aol.com

Enjoyed your article [What Happened to Front Porches?]- brought back memories - I grew up in Indianapolis - not too far south of your turf. We had a drug store like yours, it was called Ottingers, and it served all kinds of flavored 'phosphates' - remember them? - the precursor of flavored cokes, I think. Keep up the good work. Arizhobo

Excellent as usual [What Happened to Front Porches?]. We lived on our front porches in Ohio too, and used the crawl space underneath to play underground spy games leaving notes for each other during the war! Norah, prodigy.com

I especially enjoyed this one [What Happened to Front Porches?]as I was raised in Glen Ellyn, IL and there abouts. My uncle was a doctor in Park Ridge for years so spent many a day in that town. It is a small world. Mom always said the best houses had "Porches that ran all the way around the house." Keep up the interesting reading for us. I'm sure I speak for many. Have you written a book? Among my varied reading pleasures, nostalgic books and true stories were tops. You certainly bring many wonderful memories to my mind. D. Yingling

[Why Congress Cares Less About Your Social Security]is a really good column. Move over, Andy Rooney and Rush Limbaugh! Frankie's comin' to town!........Now watch your Social Security checks suddenly get "lost" for the next 10 years. Rich, netrox.net

I love naps...only wish I could sleep during the daylight hours. Now, hubby, Moe can snooze off at the drop of a hat. Full tummy, warm sun, sitting still and it's 'Hello pillow, here I come'. I do agree in today's business world 'naps' are now politically correct...power naps, energy naps, meditative naps, and the list goes on. I enjoy your column! Keep up the good work! Faye Hochnedel, aol.com

That was wonderful [In Praise of Older Women]. I know my husband would agree, for which I consider myself very lucky. We always joke with each other that neither of us could fall for a young dude/chick...we need someone to talk to! More than, like, you know, dude, like, meaningful, well, you know, stuff. Georgia, prodigy.com

This is a wonderful tribute to women [In Praise of Older Women]. Ooh that more men were like you! I'm sending this to all my women friends who feel invisible and struggle with aging! Thanks a lot. Elizabeth K., NY

A friend passed along "In Praise of Older Women"........ I loved it!!! I am a "young" 55 widow and this article describes me perfectly!! I date younger and older men and there's a lot to be said for both!! My son would love for me to settle down, but I'm having too much fun!!! Thanks! Vickey Bryant, excite.com

You are some writer [In Praise of Older Women]! Being an "old woman" of 65 "enjoying the best part of my life" I especially ROLF as I was reading this. Sent this one on to my son who will have just as big a laugh picturing his mom in it as I did. Can't wait to read it to my blind friend. Thanks for the fun!!! DLY aol.com

Just designed a birthday card for a "mature" (not old) friend, telling her "Going bra-less at our age pulls all of the wrinkles out of your face. And then I read your [In Praise of Older Women]column. Think I should copy it and forward it to her, too. I'm still laughing and nodding my head in agreement. uzicay@aol.com

Great column [The Green Bomb]. I agree that our first car is the most indelible mark on us. Just a note. In 1956 I had a chance to buy a 1937 Packard Hearse. I was 16, and didn't think I could afford the gas. Instead i bought a 1950 Hillman Minx. The memories are sweet indeed. Ed Tokarchik

I crossed 65 [On Turning 65]seven years ago and I've never had more fun or felt better. Three days a week I work out in a high impact aerobics class to stay in shape. I watch my diet reasonably well and skip fast foods entirely. Last January I began work on my Master's degree to keep the old gray matter sharp. And whenever there is a chance, I travel. Find something to do, something to look forward to and someone to share it with. The rest will take care of itself. Cay, aol.com

I enjoy Sullenly Senior but find it missing the most important thing in life- Relationship with God. Wonder it He has a hand in our reaching 65?? I like 13 days of making it to 80. Exercise Daily-- Walk With God. Have a Blessed Day. T. Diamond, aol.com

I agree with you, my relationship with God is the most important thing in my life. And I try to be inspirational in most of my columns, as well as funny. See "Glimmers."

You're a voice in the wilderness, the only one speaking for all seniors and the way it truly is with us. Suddenly Senior is fresh and funny, eloquent and empowering.

For me, you've revived heartfelt memories (hats, radio, front porches) while taking much of the sting from my own aging (forgetfulness, less sex, invisibility). Your insight, tempered with humor, gives all of us truth and hope found nowhere else. Keep up the good words." Richard W., Chicago

I love your site! Your "Links" page is the best I have ever seen! Thank you and please keep this wonderful site going---It's a KEEPER. Bonnie King, The ABC TOON CENTER

Keep up the fun. We seniors with "sometimers disease" can use all the laughs we can muster, especially if they aren't created by ourselves. Have a wonderful holiday season. Doris Yingling, aol.com

I think this [Taking It All Off for GeezerCam]is the funniest column of yours that I've seen. I was laughing hysterically in the middle of my work. Congratulations. Thing is, I would like to see more seniors on magazine covers to show their beauty - maybe not naked, however! Barbara Pomerantz, Milestones Magazine

This one [Taking It All Off for GeezerCam]is a real stitch. I started laughing out loud. Had to stop and print it so I can read it over the phone to a non e-mail suddenly senior. Thanks. I needed a laugh this a.m. Marion K., Miami FL

Your article hit home with me this week. I just sold my company, an industrial distributor of Teflon products after 15 years. One of the main reasons I "wanted out" was the incompetence of people in the business world today. Trouble is, I don't know what I'll do with the rest of my life. I'm really not ready to quit, just ready to be done with dealing with the people!! Bob W., brandywine.net

Your What Happened to Your Dreams article was inspiring and was the tonic I needed at the time I read it. Thanks! Frank F., fcol.com

Your tribute to The Lone Ranger on radio was tasteful and nostalgic, but you didn't mention the actor who made us feel like we were "right there on the plains," Brace Beemer. Hi Yo Silver, Away, Eddie C., Sylmar CA

I remember clearly when my oldest sister, who worked in a furniture store, brought a radio home in 1933 and what a big difference it made in the house. Those were good times and hard times. We all helped one another in those days. I am now 74 and I'm homeless for now so there's no address. RRG, San Pedro CA

I just love Suddenly Senior. There is so much to reflect upon and such wonderful memories. I have forwarded it on to others to enjoy. Thanks so much. R. Bellen, Richmond VA

Gee, I think I've been a Senior all my life... by your definition of absent-mindedness, anyway. Or maybe it's just us absent-minded professors. Dr. Larry R., University of Miami

Loved reading the article on hats, and I also had a Nehru Jacket once... for two days. Frank R., Palm Springs CA

My readers enjoy your column. They tell me so when I meet them at WalMart. Keep up the good work. Mary O. Stone, Experienced Living

I absolutely LOVE your website (I and most of my friends are in our 50's), and I plan to share your stuff with them. I work in geriatric services at a psychiatric hospital, so your stuff will also bring a smile to our staff. If you have an e-mail "mailing list," please add me to it Many thanks--especially for the laughs! Jill W., Baltimore, MD

You really know how to push my buttons. And don't stop! Suddenly Senior is a real hoot. From sex and girdles to TV ads for seniors (who have all the money), and prejudice — they're all my scene too. Maggie & Al C., Key Largo FL

This was great. I enjoyed reading it immensely. What memories it brought back. Keep it up. We need more of this type of writing then what goes on in the world today. Look forward to seeing more of you. Ruth B., Melville, NY