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Twelve Gifts of Aging Nobody Wants

Twelve Gifts of Aging

On the first day of Aging, my body gave to me, a horrid liver spot by gee

On the second day of Aging, my body gave to me, two sagging chins and a horrid liver spot by gee

The ABCs of Aging

On the third day of Aging, my body gave to me, three wild hairs, two sagging chins and a horrid liver spot by gee

On the fourth day of Aging, my body gave to me, four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

On the fifth day of Aging, my body gave to me—five aches and pains– four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

On the sixth day of Aging, my body gave to me six drooping fat rolls—five aches and pains– four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

My Face: Droopy, Floppy, and Slack

On the seventh day of Aging, my body gave to me seven pairs of glasses, six drooping fat rolls — five aches and pains– four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

On the eighth day of Aging, my body gave to me eight varicose veins, seven pairs of glasses, six drooping fat rolls –five aches and pains– four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

On the ninth day of Aging, my body gave to me nine kidney stones, eight varicose veins, seven pairs of glasses, six drooping fat rolls — five aches and pains– four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

On the tenth day of Aging, my body gave to me ten fungus toenails, nine kidney stones, eight varicose veins, seven pairs of glasses, six drooping fat rolls– five aches and pains–  four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

On the eleventh day of Aging, my body gave to me eleven arthritic fingers, ten fungus toe nails, eight varicose veins, seven pairs of glasses, six drooping fat rolls — five aches and pains–four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

On the twelfth day of Aging, my body gave to me twelve gas expulsions, eleven arthritic fingers,  ten fungus toe nails, eight varicose veins, seven pairs of glasses– five aches and pains–four hammer toes, three wild hairs, two sagging chins, and a horrid liver spot by gee

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