Humor

Best New Jokes: June 9, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED NUN POWER Two nuns were driving down a country road when they ran out of gas. They walked to a farmhouse and a farmer gave them some gasoline; but the only container he had was an old bedpan. The nuns were happy to take whatever they were offered and returned to their car….

Humor

Best New Jokes: June 1, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED TWO OLD MEN Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit the Bunny Ranch. When they arrived at the brothel, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn’t going to waste any of her girls on these two old…

Humor

Best New Jokes: April 20, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED SINGING SOPRANO The crime boss and his attorney meet with his accountant. “Where’s the 3 million dollars you embezzled from me?” demands the gangster. The accountant is silent. ”Where’s my three million?” the crime boss shouts. The lawyer explains, “Sir, the man is deaf. Allow me to translate.” So, using sign…

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Best New Jokes: April 14, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN BY MY SIDE …The woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he…

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