Best New Jokes: September 8, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backwards is Not Now. OH, BILL, HOW WE’LL MISS YOU… This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing…


Best New Jokes: September 1, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED FIRST, A NOD TO THE POLITICIANS… Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth…


Best New Jokes: July 21, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED A LITTLE SENIOR HUMOR A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong…


Best New Jokes: July 14, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED FIRST, THE OBLIGATORY LAWYER JOKE… An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with…


Best New Jokes: July 7, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED WRONG ANSWER A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.” ”If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” ”We’ve spent a lot of money getting this…


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