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Best New Jokes: July 7, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED WRONG ANSWER A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.” ”If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?” ”We’ve spent a lot of money getting this…

Humor

Best New Jokes: June 30, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED THERAPY LESSONS A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have…

Humor

Best New Jokes: June 16, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED AND GOD CREATED WOMAN…. A small, but growing, segment of society no longer believes that woman was created from one of Adam’s ribs. They believe that Eve was created first. They feel their account of life’s beginning on earth is more plausible. HERE IT IS…… And God created Woman, giving her three breasts…

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Best New Jokes: June 9, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED NUN POWER Two nuns were driving down a country road when they ran out of gas. They walked to a farmhouse and a farmer gave them some gasoline; but the only container he had was an old bedpan. The nuns were happy to take whatever they were offered and returned to their car….

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Best New Jokes: June 1, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED TWO OLD MEN Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit the Bunny Ranch. When they arrived at the brothel, the Madame took one look at them and decided she wasn’t going to waste any of her girls on these two old…

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