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Best New Jokes: December 31, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores…

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Best New Jokes: December 24, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED (Some are a bit long, but worth the extra read.) BREAKING NEWSGOD OVERRULES SUPREME COURT VERDICT Bush To Be Smitten Later Today In a stunning development this morning, God invoked the “one nation, under God” clause of the Pledge of Allegiance to overrule the Supreme Court decision that handed the…

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Best New Jokes: December 17, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED APOLOGY TO THE NATION Dear Nation, We, the State of Florida, would like to apologize for not being able to count. We knew our schools were lagging behind the rest of the nation, but we never knew just how badly things were here. May be its from all that pesticide…

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Best New Jokes: December 11, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED IT’S DECEMBER! December is… Hi Neighbor Month December 2 is… National Fritters Day December 8 is… Take It In The Ear Day December 10 is… Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales December 11 is… National Noodle Ring Day December 12 is… National Ding-A-Ling Day December 16 is… National Chocolate…

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Best New Jokes: December 10, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores…

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