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Best New Jokes: December 10, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDERS SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores…

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Best New Jokes: December 4, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED The Best New Jokes Every Week! You asked for it. Now it’s here. The week’s good, bad and ugly vote recount jokes. And for all you folks outside Florida. Please don’t blame me for this mess. I think I voted for Nader! For starters, listen…

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Best New Jokes: December 2, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED You asked for it. Now it’s here. The week’s good, bad and ugly vote recount jokes. And for all you folks outside Florida. Please don’t blame me for this mess. I think I voted for Nader! For starters, listen to history buff Henry Wadsworth Longfellow: Listen, my children, don’t dare…

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Best New Jokes: November 20, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED Al & Tipper’s Halloween Adventure Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, were invited to a swanky, masked Halloween Party. His wife got a terrible headache and told Al to go to the party alone. Al, being a devoted husband, protested, but his wife argued and said she was going to…

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Best New Jokes: November 13, 2000

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED IN HONOR OF OUR UPCOMING ELECTIONS 7 SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED 7. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii. 6. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen’s character on “The West Wing.” 5. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is “That Bob Vila guy.”…

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