Famous Flatfoot Dick Tracy Could Teach Today’s Gumshoes a Thing

When I was a youngster, the first letter I ever wrote that didn’t thank a relative for a Christmas/Birthday present (my B’day is two days after Christmas) begged Bulldog Drummond to please move his radio show back to 7:30 p.m.

A schedule change had put him on the air after my bedtime.

Captain Drummond, as you may recall, was a ’40s James Bond noir-style detective who fought the crime of the era, what there was of it.

We kids listened to them all: Mr. District Attorney, The Shadow, Gang Busters and others now long forgotten. My favorite crime buster was not on the radio, however, but in the comics of the Chicago Tribune.

His name was Dick Tracy.

Dick Tracy DrawingCreated by Chester Gould in 1931, for decades this steely 30-ish bachelor was America’s most famous detective. Righting wrongs, avenging deaths, and utterly frustrating what must be the most hideous, most memorable villains ever, Tracy’s incorruptible honesty and willingness to use excessive violence kept us kids – and our parents – reading him with great enthusiasm in those pre-Miranda days.

When my dad decided to take me along on his yearly fishing trip to Minocqua, Wisconsin, Tracy happened to be trapped, bound by dastardly criminals to a huge brick of ice, an encased knife just inches from his heart getting closer and closer by the drip-drip-drip of melting ice.

The Good Old Days: Were They Really So Good?

I was what, maybe 10? Little Spider Lake and its famous Tiger Musky fishing were a world away from the nearest Tribune delivery.

I demurred. I needed to learn how Tracy got out of this one!

Dick Tracy with ChiefOf course, my father had other ideas. I went. And – surprise, surprise – the square-jawed detective was still on the ice when I returned eight days later. Just a bit closer to death.

Such was our fanatical devotion to this square-jawed cop with an affinity to yellow hats.

Real crime in the 1940s was teddy-bear tame compared with today. Gould’s genius was to invent both villains and anti-crime devices that took our breath away.

Dick Tracy MumblesLowlifes the likes of Mumbles, an incoherent conman, Flattop, named for his flat, misshaped head, Flyface, like that dirty kid from Charlie Brown, only older and evil, Shakey, whose hands trembled out of control when he was angry, and Prune Face, a WWII saboteur notorious for his severely sun-damaged face, made up a Rogues’ Gallery unmatched ever in fact or fiction.

Dick Tracy PrunefaceTracy’s love affair with Tess Trueheart was almost as turbulent as his crime-fighting, tamed only by their marriage in 1949 after some 18 years of high soap opera.

While researching, I learned that the marriage lasted 40 years, producing three children, before Tess asked Tracy for a divorce. Same problem they had before marriage: Tracy’s workaholicism. The couple subsequently reconciled, having another kid, Joe Flintheart Tracy, in 1979.

Let’s see, that would put Tess about 70. But who’s counting?

Dick Tracy Wrist RadioGould’s inventions and friends were equally amazing. From immediately after the war, Tracy fought crime with his futuristic 2-Way Wrist Radio, eventually upgraded to a 2-Way Wrist TV and again to a 2-Way Wrist Computer. Early on, there were closed-circuit TV lineups, even an engineless car.

Tracy’s extraordinary friends like B.O. Plenty, Gravel Gertie, their daughter, Sparkle Plenty, and inventor, Diet Smith, rounded out the cast.

Gould retired from the strip in 1977. By that time there were movies, radio and TV programs, but none reached Dick Tracy’s popularity in the comics.

As far as I can tell, the strip is still running and Tracy continues to make the world safe for democracy. He’ll be 77 in September.



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