Bumper Stickers We’d Like to See

WARNING! – some of these are gruesome; Read with caution

Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.

If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.

To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.

If At First You Don’t Succeed…Blame Someone

Else And Seek Counseling.

If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.

Horn Broken… Watch For Finger.

It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

The Earth Is Full – Go Home

I Have The Body Of A God…Buddha

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me

So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Illiterate? Write For Help

Honk If Anything Falls Off

Cover Me I’m Changing Lanes

He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

You! Out Of The Gene Pool

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

Remember: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

Ax Me About Ebonics

Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

Caution – Driver Legally Blonde

Don’t Be Sexist – Broads Hate That

Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch



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