WARNING! – some of these are gruesome; Read with caution
Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.
To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.
If At First You Don’t Succeed…Blame Someone
Else And Seek Counseling.
If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken… Watch For Finger.
It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
The Earth Is Full – Go Home
I Have The Body Of A God…Buddha
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
Illiterate? Write For Help
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Cover Me I’m Changing Lanes
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
You! Out Of The Gene Pool
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over…
[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
Remember: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Ax Me About Ebonics
Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
Caution – Driver Legally Blonde
Don’t Be Sexist – Broads Hate That
Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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