Humor

Best New Jokes: October 2, 2005

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED

Thanks to our loyal and very funny readers, we have a huge collection of Maxine jokes.

This week we’re offering just a few. Laugh along with us.


My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t.


Some people are alive only because
it’s illegal to kill them.


I used to have a handle on life,
but it broke.


I’m not a complete idiot.
Some parts are missing.


He who dies with the most toys
is nonetheless dead.


The gene pool
could use a little chlorine.


Consciousness:
That annoying time between naps


Being “over the hill”
is much better than being under it


A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a cash advance


The trouble with life
is there’s no background music.

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