BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED
Thanks to our loyal and very funny readers, we have a huge collection of Maxine jokes.
This week we’re offering just a few. Laugh along with us.
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn’t.
Some people are alive only because
it’s illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life,
but it broke.
I’m not a complete idiot.
Some parts are missing.
He who dies with the most toys
is nonetheless dead.
The gene pool
could use a little chlorine.
That annoying time between naps
Being “over the hill”
is much better than being under it
A journey of a thousand miles
begins with a cash advance
The trouble with life
is there’s no background music.
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