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Best New Jokes: April 12, 2004

BEST JOKES OF THE WEEK…GUARANTEED


IF ONLY IT WORKED…

If only this prayer worked!!!

Now I lay me

Down to sleep

I pray the Lord my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles. Please no bags.

And please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray.

And as for my belly, please take it away.

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