VOTE FOR WINNER OF CAROLYN’S FALSE TEETH

VOTE HERE FOR THE WINNER OF CAROLYN’S
FALSE TEETH!

Suddenly Senior’s Carolyn Kaiser just got new dental implants. (Read all about it here.)THE BIG QUESTION: Who will have the winning idea to get them?

VOTE NOW FOR THE WINNER FROM OVER 50 ENTRIES!

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I think you should give them to some needy person who can not afford a pair of "choppers". I know this would take some searching, but if they could be refitted for someone, it would be a gallant effort. Good luck!!! Bob Ingalls
1 = Donate them to a Third World Country 2 = Use them in a Scarecrow (for Halloween or otherwise) Lyn Zerin
Give them to the Salivation army. Tony
What better use than to attach them permanently to George Bush's right cheek. No, not his face.Cam Harlan
Put a ribbon on them and hang them from your christmas tree. ;-)Dot Morris
I'm sure you have had a disturbing child willfully bite the hell out of you sometime in your life. WELLLlllll...carry thr false teeth in your pocket and when another bite occurs, pull them out and bite back. This is a less offensive act of rebellion. Lowell Byrd
Since you all live in Florida now, why don't you buy a stuffed baby alligator, put Carolyns teeth in it and sell it or put it on display as the baby alligator with the best smile. Or an ad like " I may be small, but I can still bite" or something like that. such as want to hand feed me? Dennis Armstrong
How about putting them on the table in a restaurant and watching the reactions of other diners when they see this. I can imagine all sorts of things. Marilyn Rubenstein
Although I am sure they can be use to bite some politicians ass to wake them up in the morning. Even Fidel Castro, he could use a lot of help to a lot more thoughtful of the exile comunity instead of thinking that we are all kinds of mafiosos. Carlos Franco
You can always use Carolyn's dentures for an ash tray. Marilyn Rubenstein
If someone says "Bite Me" then get out your OLD by hand & put the BITE on them!!! Bill Tiep
I think that Carolyn‘s False Teeth could be Decoupaged ( Poor Mans Art ). Carefully you could cut out tiny Little Roses Use Gloves naturaly. You could use Red, Pink, or Yellow, you could mix all the colors. Now Besure The False Teeth are dry and start on Palite first, You would need to use a good Decoupage Glue. You do everywhere on the teeth, THIS IS A MUST DO!!!!!! YOU MAY have to OVER LAP. Use a Tooth Pic to make your Little Roses go between each tooth, not wanting any yucky stains to show! After you Have Decoupaged the False Teeth, brush on several coats of Clear Craft Paint to protect them, don't forget to let each coat dry good! Now place your False Teeth on the Coffee Table as a New Decoration To Your Home. Sherry & Cyrus
Have a small stapler added to the inside. Then voila' bite that paper work together. Donna Boylan
If you are into antiques just put them in an old fashioned ceramic commode, add a little water with yellow food coloring and place the cover slightly ajar. Leave it where all can satisfy their curiosity. When they lift the cover. I am sure the reactions will be priceless. Donna Markwick
I would take a stick approx a foot or so long, about 1/4 inch thick, and drill a hole in the end, and a hole thru the plate, and make me a back scratcher. Al Dressler
Your old dentures are perfect for serving horse duvers. Just don't forget the lettuce. Maureen Fahlberg
I would use them to bite the ass of the idiot doctor that missed my adrenal and thyroid problem and almost let me die!! Well..my hubby needs new teeth also,lol Thanks for the laugh. Linda Rink
Sure would make a great head band! BJtbug
For the past six months I have had to visit my dentist to adjust my my uppers and lowers on a number of occasions. He had made the originals, and over the years they began to hurt my gums. He relined them several times (for a hefty fee, of course!), yet, for some reason they continued to drive me up the wall with pain. My wife and I could no longer go out to dinner parties or even stop at Wendy's for a bite. I would like nothing better than to send those dentures you show to my dentist (who, incidentally is a family friend) for Christmas with an appropriate card saying, "Merry Christmas, pal. Shove these up your ass and you'll know what I mean when I say they HURT!" Arnold C. Bull
I don't really want to win your false teeth, but here is my idea. How about freezing each tooth in an ice cube? What a surprise your guests will have when they see teeth floating in their drinks! :-) Betsy Thewes
Submitted by Richard Watherwax
Wow -- amazing what a good dentist, plastic surgery and a few thousand dollars can do. Unfortunately, I'm a bit short of cash so I'll have to be content with the old me. And you know what you can do with your old dentures. Bobbe Quinlan
I think that they should be used for ash trays! Barbara Nagpal
I can see the false teeth with just a single red rose worked through it ...... Call it ... "The one that got away" .... !!!! Or ..... do I get two ideas ...... Maybe with just the teeth holding a single cigarette and a small sign that says ..... "I told you to stop smoking!!" Or .......... heh heh heh !!!!!! The teeth with a small sign that reads ..... She is gone but I knew she would never shut up .... Yakity yak Yakity yak !! Or the teeth with a small sign and the Christmas words ..... I'm dreaming of a "white" Christmas ..... (Well, I am stretching for them now) ....... Ha Ha !! Or the card could read .... My love for you isn't FALSE !!! Jack Royce Smithson
I think they would be perfect paper clips for all the jokes you receive from us old timers...I think you should send them to your President Bush with the prerequisite that he bite his tongue every time he mentions the word SENIOR!!!!!!!!! A. Klassen
Obviously, they are part of a ventriloquist's dummy. We even name HER after Carolyn! Claire Hodgin
I would like to collect a few more sets and combine them to make a stunning mobile to hang on the porch outside my door or even better give then to the Colon family as a gift from our building!!!! Barbara Lanier
I used MY old dentures in the pumpkin (Hippie Witch) my department carved for the Halloween celebration at work. We WON!!!! Connie Pettigrew
I say encrust them with jewels and make a Tiara out of them. Or, send them to the `Smithsonian Institute` the teeth that represent the` Suddenly Seniors`Pamela Holod
Leave them in your will. John Galuardi
Stick them in a pumpkin for halloween!! Garry
They could be used for putting a pattern around the crust of apple pies. William Woodhouse
You could donate them to someone who cannot afford them... Like a nursing home? Or an alf? They should fit someone! Maris Bradlely
I need your teeth. Really! A sister Floridian, I'm two weeks from an appointment at a local clinic I had to wait six months for. Like most seniors, I have no dental coverage and like many seniors with only Social Security and Medicare, I enrolled at a clinic and my few upper teeth have sort of hung in there. I'm two weeks to the finish line. The week before last one of my few remaining uppers decided to split in half lengthwise. Warm salt water, baby food, and a determination to keep my tongue away from the hanger-on is working so far. Your contest is so timely. I knew I needed to bite the bullet and write. Please take my request seriously. Chew on it for awhile. If you so deem to send me your dentures, I promise I will , in exchange, send you my only eye tooth - assuming it doesn't crumble into pieces and wind up in the cuspidor! A Florida First Coast sister, LH
A vase for flowers.The uppers can be used for a candy dish, and the lowers for scraping snow off your windshield (for those of us who live in the North.) I can also add them to my collection of old false teeth. Anybody want mine? I'll throw them in also.A. H. Irider
How 'bout super gluing teeth to the business side of a urinal with teeth in the "open" position? In a Bar or Country Club, imagine the result. Ginny Lancaster
Put them in your fruit bowl , in case someone comes and forgotten their teeth and wants an apple. Robert Fansler
Sell 'em on Ebay to the highest bidder.....save back the money for an emergency.....Guy Worsham
Have the gums taken out and connected to the door bell and displayed at the bell. When someone rings the bell the teeth will automatically start to announce the presence of company at the front door.That should get a hoot out of your guest. Tokyo,from Mass.
I think you should auction them on e-bay - if they can get 20K for a piece of Madonna Toast (a burnt offering??) - hear they have a product with bite. Mark Lazar
Wow, what timing. My last mouse trap doesn't work right anymore, so winning these teeth would save me the expense of buying a new one. I figure I could put a bit of cheese in the middle of the lower plate, and then stick a toothpick between the lower and upper plates to hold the thing up. Hopefully, the mouse would trip going in, take out the toothpick, and be creamed by the uppers crashing down. I would only use the trap at night, because I would be wearing the dentures during the day. They look a lot nicer than mine. Hope they fit fairly well. Thanks again Carolyn. Just one favor please. Would appreciate if you would send them in a plain wrapper. You know how cruel neighbors can be. Don Johnson
Glue them on your and Frank's putter heads.That way you can put your teeth into it. H.P.Himes
My suggestion is: a Christmas Ornament on the tree. Arden McConnell
They would create a decorative edge to pie pastry! Gail Ellison New Zealand
Incorporate the teeth in a toothbrush/toothpaste caddy for a bathroom -- maybe with a fixture for hanging it up...Find a paperweight artist and incorporate it into a paperweight for your dentist..Bury it in a box in the backyard for gold to retrieve maybe in the year 2066. Marcia Grossbard
I suggest you fit your old choppers with a hinge on either side and give them to Frank for a Christmas Gift, He can use them as a conversational money clip. Marianne F. Silic
The best use of Carol's old dentures would be to use them to decorate the top center of the Christmas Tree, get the bite? Robert Thomas
They would make a great orchestral addition to the Boston Pops. Castanets !!!!! You could use mine for a duo performance ! Ian Naismith, South Australia
I would mount a pair on sticks with a hinge in the middle like tongs are made. Then when you feel like chewing someones rear out for mistakes you have a clean way of doing it. Managers would love it. Gordy Treffert
I could use for apple bobbing at our annual halloween party. Paul Freeman
Use them to comb hair out of shedding dog. Hugh Whiting
I am always using unusual things to put on hooks to catch fish. Wieners, bubble gum, corn. bread mixed with jello. I would try the teeth to try to catch fish. The only decision would be whether to use the whole set or one tooth at a time. Lois Adams
There is absolutely nothing better to use to hold a bunch of papers together. No holes from staples, no hard to open clamps, just press firmly using top and bottom teeth, and not only will they stay together, they will be a conversation piece if you leave them around on your desk. Or, having some male bladder problems? Got an extra set of false teeth around? Just clamp them on the exit area. No more accidents when you laugh, because you won't be laughing.Ramona Fletcher
Use them in your halloween pumpkin!!! Lorraine
Six years ago I was rushed to the hospital for open heart surgery. Just before being rolled into the operating room one of the nurses asked if I had false teeth. I answered Yes and was requested to remove them. When I was brought out of anesthesia and in my room I asked for my teeth which could not be found. An announcement was made over the PA system inquiring their whereabouts without reply. The time was 6 AM and they called my wife, who hearing it was the hospital, figured the worst. She told them she did not have my teeth. Upon further search an orderly taller than 6 foot high saw a package on the shelf in my room with my teeth in it. Someone put them up there for safe keeping. Do I need a spare set? Sheldon Altenhaus
Attach to long stick and use for a back scratcher! Alyce Kramer
What about a wind chime. Your uppers and lowers could click together in the wind. Jo Ann Hengerer

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