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THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT?!?
Suddenly Senior’s Carolyn Kaiser just got new dental implants. THE BIG QUESTION: What does she do with her old dentures? Her dentist doesn’t want them. Too much trouble to sell them on eBay (unless someone sees the face of Jesus in them). SO! We are holding a contest here at Suddenly Senior to see who can come up with the most original idea to use these things. The Grand Prize? DRUM ROLL! What else? Carolyn’s actual set of dentures! WOW! WHAT COULD BE MORE STUNNING? AND YOU’LL WIN THEM JUST IN TIME TO GIFT THEM FOR CHRISTMAS! ENTER NOW! JUST SEND AN E-MAIL TO CAROLYN@SUDDENLYSENIOR.COM WITH YOUR IDEA ON THE FUNNIEST USE OF HER OLD DENTURES HERE ARE SOME IDEAS TO GET YOU STARTED...
YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND — Lonely? Need a date? Well, here’s the perfect “New Best Friend” for you. No backtalk. No bad habits. Will do everything you ask!
DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!
BEFORE AFTER SEND YOUR E-MAIL ENTRY TO CAROLYN@SUDDENLYSENIOR.COM NOW! |
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JEWELRY — A nice tasteful necklace, perhaps, or glue each end together, hollow out the “gum,” and — voila! — you have an ankle bracelet, a choker, or a stunning new and decorative broach that will go nicely with your red suit or classic black dress.
BOTTLE OPENER — Is this a great gift, or what? Can you imagine a better, more festive way to say Merry Christmas to that special friend of yours? E-mail your entry in now!
PERFECT GIFT FOR FIDO — Think of how your pet’s friends will envy your dog or cat’s sparkling, new improved teeth. Your friends as well will ask, “Where did you find such a perfect gift? I want one!”
ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION — Few items are more popular and in such great demand as the coveted Denture Collection. Start your own now!
SCRIMSHAW — What could be more beautiful than your own scrimshaw design on your new teeth. Ivory’s difficult to find. Here’s the perfect substitute.
SEND US YOUR ENTRY TODAY. SIMPLY STATE YOUR BEST IDEA FOR USING CAROLYN’S TEETH. ENTER AS MANY IDEAS AS YOU LIKE. WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON FRIDAY, DEC. 8. 