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With thousands of boomers every day becoming rookie geezers, Frank takes pity and lets them know what's in store for them as they become true old coots. Boomers, now joining our ranks by the millions, hate to be called "Seniors." After years of worshipping at the altar of youth, getting that "Welcome to AARP" letter freaks them. Poor things. I have some suggestions on what to call these aging whippersnappers. One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs...My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely...The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes...and other truths. No. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. No. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. He's seldom discussed. Polite, even casual conversation spurns His mention. But once we reach seniordom (Suddenly!), we find ourselves thinking about Him more and more. Remember your dream? Where you were going to sketch beside a waterfall in Maui? Or sail a clipper ship to Tahiti? Or turn your hobby into a successful business, making work pleasurable again. Frank asks, what happened? 1st Annual January Trivia Contest Here's your chance to prove that your memory's still (almost) intact.
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